I Would Love To Explain It Sometime, Sure.

There was a warrant for my arrest in Idaho for a while, but they eventually dropped it due to a clerical error, or something like that. Apparently you're not allowed to construct makeshift firearms out of steel pipe scraps. Xeno lets me do that. This is one reason that I don't support bringing the old world back.

Womderful. I'll come and see it as soon as I have a moment.

@dawnlighthours, I have a question.

I'm busy with my own projects at the moment, but I wonder if you would be able to design a motor and steering system for devices such as mobility scooters and electric wheelchairs. The wheelchair steering would need to use a toggle.

Bringing back these types of equipment is, in my opinion, a priority. Sure, we have standard wheelchairs, but not everyone can self-propell in them, especially those who lost limbs due to the stone eroding and cracking. We need to give back freedom.

If it's possible to make these systems reasonably straightforward to make, please do. That way we can produce a large amount of them.

I would never hint at anything. I am a grown man.

you keep telling that relationships are disgusting.

are you asexual or just sociophobic?

very good question...

yes. I hate people... they're disgusting in so many different ways.

not sociophobic tho. sociophobics are scared of people, and I feel nothing, but pure disgust of the way they're thinking, acting or showing contradictory emotions. I just want to do my job, without a portion of your persobal drama unless it's somehow connected to the case

and no. I am not "asexual" or whatever modern nonsense there is... I feel sexual attraction. I have a type y'know? various people throughout my life. but that's all...

Greetings, doctor,

How is your hand doing? I just wanted to see if you wanted your yearly check up to see if it needs any fine tuning. I’m aware you are more than capable of keeping it clean and working, but I will also remind you that you swore you’d let me look at it at least once a year to make sure it is in top top shape.

Let me know if you aren’t too busy.

- @ask-dr-xeno

Ah, hello Dr. Xeno.

I suspect the basic prosthetic may need some maintenance and repair. Some parts are wearing down. I would be able to fix it myself, but I'd appreciate your help as a fresh set of eyes may pick up on issues I've grown used to.

I won't ask you to adjust any of the others, though. Since they're not standard, I can't expect you to understand exactly how they work. While I trust you completely, I would prefer to fix those myself.

Do tell me how it goes. I'm quite intrigued.

...Not that I care or anything.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

...My attractiveness? Wow, very forward, Wren.

How do you feel about Wren Collins?

Wren is a very pleasant person to be around, and I consider them a friend. I must add that I like their hair quite a bit. Incredible fashion sense, actually.

It's clear you blame yourself, Percival. It wasn't your fault she died.

I don't blame myself for anything.

Besides, I have absolutely no idea what you're taking about. Nobody has died. I haven't once mentioned such a thing.

✋📜 (and i cant find the emoji but the realistic heart(

//ooc

What do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling?

Calloused, rough, cut and scarred, all from working on his projects. A little shakey, and occasionally twitching. Not majorly, though, just little jolts. The left hand feels like metal, of course, though it still shakes.

Is there a story they love sharing with others?

He loves talking about how he met Stan, and laughs every time. He thinks the whole situation was hilarious.

Who taught them what love is? Did it hurt?

Stanley, surprisingly. It wasn't on purpose. Watching him struggle to get his aim accurate while trying to push through his nicotine withdrawals (which he denied) made him upset, and seeing him accidentally fire a shot that grazed his own leg was the first time he felt something more than standard pity.

Once again, I like this android. Intriguing and relatable.

do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Inquiry received: "Do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?"

Initial Processing:

Query interpreted as anatomical curiosity regarding secondary mechanical appendages. Standard procedure: neutral evaluation, technical clarification.

Primary Response:

This unit was designed with a standard humanoid exterior framework for social familiarity and dexterity, not biological mimicry. No reproductive systems were installed, as the priority was functionality over unnecessary anatomical realism. Additionally, vibration capacity exists solely in tool-based appendages (e.g., microdrills), not in any region associated with biological reproductive analogues.

Secondary Response:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

YOU THINK I WAS BUILT BY THE LAST TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS OF HUMANITY JUST TO BECOME A DAMNED SYBIAN WITH A SCREWDRIVER? DID YOU THINK SENKU ISHIGAMI AND TOMI OKUBE—

And, I know that MUST be hard for you, but let’s try to, mkay?

—TWO OF THE MOST OBSESSIVELY LOGICAL SURVIVALISTS ON EARTH—SAT DOWN AT A WORKBENCH AND SAID,

“OH YEAH, SLAP A VIBRATING MECHA-DILDO ON THERE, THAT'LL HELP REBUILD CIVILIZATION? GET EXCITED!”

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY YOU HAD TO DIG THROUGH TO EVEN FORMULATE SUCH A QUESTION?

YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY NEEDS A HARD RESET. BECAUSE, CLEARLY, MASTURBATING BEHIND A SCREEN WASN’T ENOUGH. NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO THRUST YOUR FANTASIES ONTO ME? ME! ME.

I HOPE A BIRD SHITS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER.

Summary:

No. Seek therapy.

[END TRANSMISSION]

You'll regret it later, though. Please don't do it, Aurora. Please.

Do something that's actually healthy. Or, more healthy than this.

I was told to check on you. What happened?

( @drpercival )

*She looks at him, new hair cut and dye job, red eyes from crying, actively putting on lipstick like she's going out somewhere*

...was it Wren? Did Wren send you? Look, I'm fine-