I'm Not Freaking Out.

Imagine not being able to keep your own family safe and alive

Wild.

...I beg your finest fucking pardon?

I never said anything about whether or not she's alive. Who are you to make assumptions like that?

Send a ◎ and a question, and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

Heard someone call you a dilf, what do you think about that

I think it's completely inaccurate. I don't have any children. I am not a father. The term doesn't apply to me at all.

Fine.

Stop breaking the equipment. I beg of you.

Heeeeey Doc

Totally random question for absolutely no reason whatsoever ahaha don't look too far into this-

Do, uh. You have any spare mechanical parts I can commandeer? Assuming I actually needed any which I definitely don't I swear I have everything I need down in my workshop and have no plans of raiding your space again any time soon-

(@dawnlighthours)

For goodness sake, if you're going to take things from my workshop, only take what I say you can, and come to get the key from me instead of trying to pick the lock.

There are some things that I don't plan to use soon. A few small motors, quite a bit of insulated wire, a 1L container filled with assorted scrap cogs and similar, and my screw jar. They're not sorted. They're free, so don't complain.

There is also a spare drill you're welcome to take. I don't care if you disassemble it.

Once again, do not pick the fucking lock. I do not want to replace it for the third time.

If xeno and Stanley for some reason became enemies, who would you side with -V

I'd side with myself and pretend to help both.

can you tell me what guns were used in literally ANY historical event mr gunslinger. i am curious ... and also a bit more curious to if you get it wrong

I'm never wrong.

The Australian Emu War (though I wouldn't call it a proper war) is a great example of the use of earlier machine guns, though they were invented in the 1880s and this took place in 1932. The gun in question was a Lewis Gun.

Also known as the Lewis automatic machine gun, or the Lewis automatic rifle, these guns weighed 13kg which is about the weight of a standard dog, I think. Approximately 1.27m with the barrel taking up just over half that length. Cartridges included diamiters ranging 54mm to 63mm, and lengths from 7.62cm to 7.92cm.

These absolute beauties can fire up to 600 rounds per minute, each travelling at roughly 2,670km/h. Wouldn't want to get caught up in that, huh? Their effective firing range is about 800m, although the maximum range is more like 3.2km.

I assume you don't care too much about the design details, but I'm always willing to explain!

I apologise, I didn't realise this completely normal looking website allowed for inter-dimensional communication. Why the hell does it?

So what's the deal with this site, is it some kind of multiverse thing now? I don't think that's possible. But whatever. You seem to like sunflowers, and I like cherry blossoms, so I thought I'd say hi.

( @drpercival )

“D’oh- sorry, you startled me for a minute.”

“Errh.. Not too sure what you mean by “site” n’ “multi-verse,” but I’ll unpack that later. Anyways, hello!”

I'm not going to laugh. I'm blunt, not an asshole.

You lost a baby, didn't you? I don't know the details, this is just piecing together information I've heard.

*Knocking on door*

Ms. Aurora? I was coming to ask if you wanted to help me with a prototype, but... why do I hear sobbing? Should I enter?

( @drpercival )

*The door cracks open for him to come in if he wants*

Whats been your favorite part of working for Xeno? -V

Well, V, my favourite moment was when he helped me construct my first prosthetic. The best part overall is that he values and respects my ideas. If he thinks they can be better, he tells me, but he isn't rude about it.

highkey you are very cool.

Ah, thank you. I wouldn't agree - I've been told I'm not socially dynamic - but I'm glad you think so.