One Man Army 'cause I Wasn't Going To Wait For People To Be Ready... 'n Aren Said She'd Probably Do Something

*A pained yelp is very audible as he hits himself in the face with exasperation*

*knocks on door* Doctor, I’m aware that you have been stressed and…angry lately. I brought something that may help. *carrying Missy in his arms* I have been told small animals relieve stress.

( @ask-dr-xeno )

@missy-the-cat

...if that's your way to apologize for the mri accident then we're even for now

but it would be much better if you dropped me some antidepressants or the motherwort

do you even know that some people use it as a sedative? guess not. you should try adding it to tea

and now if you excuse me...

"pulls out the homemade toy and dried sprat"

look what I got here, kitty? you like fish, yeah? your uncle made a special one for your growth~ 🌺🌺

who's a good kitty? who's a- "turns to Xeno completely annoyed" are we done, boss? I have a very important job to do.

who's a good kitty? look at the toy? isn't it fun? hehehe :> 🌺🌺🌺

Ah, see, I like those cat face ones. They're my favourite along with 😐

I’m so glad the internet was reinvented ＿|￣|○ I was going insane without it. Anyway~ I was in a band in the old world! I like the colour pink, loud music, and comfortable clothing. (Side note: everything here is sooo dirty feeling ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡)

Thank you Senku for the internet~

// sighhh first rp blog I’ve ever made. Kinda nervous I can’t lie lol! Shipping is ok but nsfw makes me uncomfortable. Mod for this blog is @crypt-loves-narumi . The pfp I used is subject to change if I find a picrew I like better

H. Hey. Guess. Guess what. Heh.

-🪽

.....What?

This ask feature is irritating.

The main issue here is Senku converting our people to his side, actually. If you're going to date people from the Kingdom of Science, I approve of you taking them from Senku. Steal his women. As many as you like.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

Shocking... don't want to stand out, but you went around with those damn Hot Topic collars every day.

Did you have piercings at some point?

Actually, no. Though I did have a punk phase, I never went as far as to getting any piercings. I suppose I didn’t want to stand out too much amongst my peers in university (I was already a young teenager, so I didn’t need more of a target on my back).

Oops i………… missclicked Ha Ha so fun Ha Ha

Anyway why did the chicken cross the road

-🪽

To get to the other side, I assume?

Terrible strategy, but it's what I would probably do, so I can't judge.

Where would you like to begin with this car? Also, would you like some coffee?

*kicks his door open crying*

Can we build a self driving car.

Please.

I need. Distraction.

@dawnlighthours

Building a self-driving car isn't easy. It's not as simple as just slapping parts together, Ms. Aurora. Do you know anyone with programming knowledge? I know the basics of HTML, but that won't make our car know how to move.

First of all, before we start the programming, we need to build the car itself. Definitely include a system for the passengers to override the code if it fails at all or in an emergency. I also suggest trying to build an electric car for this. No reason, but it fits the high-tech theme with it being self-driving.

...

What do you need distracting from? And why are you crying?

I don't know, Ellie. I'm gay. I assume you're supposed to make them gifts, that seems to work fine on men.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

Send a ◎ and a question, and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

Ah, I've been covered in blood plenty. No big deal. The stains don't show on black clothes, anyway.

Does this mean I win? Oh... and are you okay?

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...