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1 year ago

Astarion Fanfiction Master List

We Shall Meet Again

If you date a vampire, mortality is the issue worth to discuss

Things We Deserve

Astarion still doesn't believe he is worthy of love. A lot of angst and fluff.

The Scorching Sun

With the tadpole gone, Astarion is left alone with pain and fear. A desperate attempt to redeem the ending scene.

The Skin I Hate

Astarion wakes up from yet another nightmare but this one brings even more disgusting memories that he is used to.

If I Had a Voice, I Would Scream

The Cloak of Dragomir is finally found, and Astarion can walk in the sunlight. But magic comes with a terrible price.

The Marks on Our Skin

The bite mark is the only place on Astarion's body Tav doesn't touch. Until now.

How Dare you?!

Astarion has only two desires. Become mortal again and be with Tav. But you can't have both

Fear

Tav is experiencing a panic attack.

Over the Seas

So, Astarion is mortal and Tav is alive. What next?

Snowstorm

As you stay together in a small inn, you accidently trigger Astarion.

Fever

During your post-game adventures, you get sick and Astarion takes care of you.

Pointy Ears

Astarion has very sensitive ears, you've never touched them. Until today.

Tainted

Astarion believes he's been healed - but yet another unpleasant interaction and the darkness is back.

Winter Solstice

Astarion and Tav spend Winter Solstice in the northern town of Firesheer, and the subject of marriage comes up.

Murderous Tendencies

Yet another nightmare with terrible consequences.

The Sea of Moving Ice

Astarion returns too early with a confession.

Doubts

Astarion thinks you are going to leave him for someone better and accuses you of infidelity.

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Astarion x Tyrael the Barbarian (OC Tav)

The Rogue and The Barbarian

Six months after the game, Astarions asks Tyrael why she's stayed with him.

Heartbeat

Astarion is anxious about Tyrael's pregnancy.

Alethaine, Astarion's Dhampir Daughter

Little Bundle of Darkness

Astarion becomes a father.

Beloved Monsters

Domestic fluff.

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My works on AO3

Headcanons are here

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers --

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2 years ago

Snail

you guys know that the reblog function is the main feature of this site right ? its that little recycle looking symbol at the bottom next to the like button, you can add a comment if you want you can write something in the tags that your followers and the op will see. its like the main feature of this site

im not trying to sound rude in saying this but i have had 5 people with completely empty blogs follow me in the last hour or so and like im sure that makes sense on instagram or something but here it just makes you look like a bot account here and people will block you under that assumption. go reblog a post you like. go reblog an image of a snail

1 year ago

Ravadhi (Part 5)

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Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationship: Female Human x Male Half-Orc Additional Tags: Exophilia, Orc, Half-Orc, Orc Boyfriend, Interspecies Romance, Angst, Slow Burn Content Warnings: Abuse, Domestic Violence, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied Molestation, Alcoholism, Drug Abuse, Drug Addiction, Racism, Child Neglect, Child Abandonment Words: 4823

Holly convalesces in the hospital while the investigation into her assault continues. Ravadhi makes a startling confession about his past and invites Holly to stay with him so he can care for her while she’s still healing. Please leave feedback!

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“Wait, back up. What do you mean, a body?” Ravadhi said, his stomach in knots.

“I don’t know who or why,” She said. “I just saw them take an empty body bag into the shed and when they came out, there was something in it.”

“Shit,” Ravadhi said under his breath. “Listen, I’ll be over there as soon as I get dressed. Try not to worry about it too much right now, okay? And I don’t think we should tell Holly about it yet, either. Not until we know more. We don’t want to upset her.”

“Yeah, okay,” Sarah agreed. “Can we get a cinnamon roll on the way?”

Ravadhi chuckled. “Sure, Squirt.”

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1 year ago
Medusa And The Blind Woman In Love

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1 year ago

In almost a week of relentless violence, Palestinian authorities had already recorded 20 families completely wiped out from civil registry, meaning all living members of that family, of all generations, had been killed. It has been three months, and this number only grows. This, along with many of the war crimes Israel commits daily against Palestinians, is a form of genocide.

To kill entire families is to kill their stories, it is to burn a page of a people's history, their roots. It's deliberate.

"As the number of victims rises and more and more families disappear from Palestine’s rich tapestry of history and culture, there is a bewildered note to the mourning as people try to come to grips with what these disappearances mean."

- Mohammed R. Marwish, October 13th, 2023, Al-Jazeera

When a family dies under Israel’s bombs, part of Gaza’s history disappears
Al Jazeera
Palestinian Ministry of Health reports at least 20 families have been killed, and entire neighbourhoods lie in ruins.
1 year ago

Exophilia Masterlist

Introducing Me // Requests //  My Commissions - CLOSED

Updated: 31/10/2021 - Bucky Barnes ghost AU

Story count: 22

My Ko-Fi

Monster Matches - CLOSED// Monster Match Masterlist

Tropemas Masterlist

Faebruary Masterlist

Mini Kinktober Commissions - Info

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-Cubi

Leigh // F Succubus x GN Human (Reader) // NSFW

Demons

Idella // F Demon x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Dullahan

Lars // M Dullahan x M Human (Reader) // NSFW

Fae

Torben // M Fae x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Firbolg

Gwynna // F Firbolg x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Gargoyles

Galan // M Gargoyle x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Ghosts

Bucky Barnes // M Ghost x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober Challenge

Gnolls

Ollie // M Gnoll x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Goblins

Vardelk // M Goblin x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Hellhounds

Danon //  M Hellhound x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Kelpies

Cathair // M Kelpie x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Kitsune

Roan // M Kitsune x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Mer

Brae // M Mer x M Human (Reader) // NSFW

Minotaurs

Neo // M Minotaur x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Nagas

Kaan // M Naga x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Nokken

Edel // M Nokken x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Orcs

Raynar // M Orc x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Eladan // M Orc x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Other

Bellamy // GN Cursed x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Selkies

Enan // M Selkie x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Tiefling

Trine // F Tiefling x GN Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Were-

Cane // M Werewolf x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

1 year ago

Your honour, I am in love.

Making Silly Little Characters To Get Comfortable With Drawing Just For Fun Again :)

Making silly little characters to get comfortable with drawing just for fun again :)

1 year ago
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This is the old masterlist! Link to the new one here <3

Commissions | Ko-fi

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Fantasy: The Towns

Oak (Centaur, M/F)

Brenn - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Mothperson, M/F)

Terryn (Fae, M/M)

Y’sran - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Dragonborn, M/F, NSFW)

Yithral - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Naga, M/M, NSFW)

Tul (Tiefling, M/F)

Orn (Orc, M/F)

Emory (Batperson, M/F)

Firion (Orc, M/F, NSFW)

Fantasy: Hollyhead Forest

Dyneos (Minotaur, M/F)

Aleus (Minotaur, M/F)

Zyda - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Naga, M/F)

Fantasy: Accursed Manor

Alekos (Minotaur, M/F)

Ambrose (Frankenstein Construct, M/F)

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Modern Fantasy: The Cities

Marlowe (Mer, M/F)

Riox (Goblin, M/F)

Kamaria (Gnoll, F/F)

Asili (Gnoll, M/F)

Andromeda (Cyclops, F/F)

Isotia (Minotaur, F/F)

Ravi (Tiefling, M/F)

Killick (Mer, M/F)

Greyn (Goblin, M/F)

Eirik (Orc, M/F)

Ove - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Orc, M/F)

Ma’len (Dragonborn, M/F)

Rishi - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Tiefling, M/F)

Sage (Centaur, M/F)

Tide (Octopus Mer, M/F)

Assia (Drider, F/M)

Modern Fantasy: The Carnival

Ramzi (Drider M/F)

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Hidden Monsters: Cryptids, Myths and Legends

Tev (Jersey Devil, M/M)

Hidden Monsters: The Supernatural

Isaak (Werewolf, M/F)

Melanie (Werewolf, F/F)

Milenko (Werewolf, M/F)

Jakoby (Pumpkin Dullahan, M/NB, NSFW)

Kincaid - Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5 (Plant Deity, M/F)

Amais (Werebear, M/F)

Dex (Werewolf, M/F, NSFW)

Esmeralda - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Vampire, F/F)

Hidden Monsters: Demons

 Prosvel (Fire Demon, M/F)

Ingola (Fire Demon, M/F)

Malonus - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Demon, M/F)

Leith (Demon, M/NB)

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Sci-Fi: Starship Khonsu

Asir-Ley (Alien, NB/NB)

Sci-Fi: Earth

Eolitha (Alien, M/NB)

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Soulmates

Sanit (Drider, M/F)

Arroyo (Mer, M/F)

Tumelo (Drider, M/F)

Miyla (Naga, M/F)

Hawthorne (Centaur, M/F)

Laiken (Mer, Selkie Reader, M/M)

Aezova (Demon, F/F, NSFW)

Aquila (Minotaur, NB/NB)

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Follower Special/Flufftober 2020

Sorec (Orc, M/F)

Ruben (Ghost, M/F)

Bellamy (Tiefling, M/F)

Al’diel (Dragonborn, F/F)

Roslyn (Vampire, F/M)

Emir (Drider, M/F)

Rafe (Goblin, M/M)

Kinktober 2021

Oskar x Penny (Werewolf/Human, M/F, NSFW)

Lionel (Troll, M/F, NSFW)

Gem (Tiefling, NB/NB, NSFW)

Hiroshi (Onikuma, M/F, NSFW)

Calista (Gorgon, F/F, NSFW)

Kinktober 2022

Antoine (Gargoyle, M/F, NSFW)

Bliss (Robot, NB/M, NSFW)

Leif (Orc, M/F, NSFW)

Yara (Naga, M/F, NSFW)

Darragh (Dullahan, M/M, NSFW)

Umbra (Shadow Demon, F/F, NSFW)

Cepheid (Celestial, NB/F, NSFW)

Granville (Ghoul, M/F, NSFW)

Masaki (Onikuma, M/F, NSFW)

Morven (Lich, M/F, NSFW)

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OCs

Emeric x Meliorna (Forest Spirit/Witch, M/F)

August x Willow (Cryptid/Human, M/F)

D-LE x A1 (Robot/Robot, M/M)

Eilian x Zalena (Batperson/Human, M/F)

Abeolul & Fiffin (Dwarf & Mer, Non-Romantic)

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Canon Characters

Abe Sapien - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Alien, M/F, NSFW)

Alphonso Hargreeves - Pt 1, Pt 2 (Non-Monster, M/F, NSFW)

1 year ago

fluff is everything, therefore:

I've been entertaining this idea for a very long time. Loki is a heavily touch deprived boy who needs all the affection in the world.

Now I desperately need a small drabble, doesn't even have to be long, of reader just...taking care of him. Calling him "angel" and watching him lose his MIND because no one's ever called him that before?? Reader making him food and looking after him when he's sick and just.....a small drabble. A cute little thing of just....Loki being loved

Because we all know the man needs it.

Anyway, mwah, hope this helps the writing juices flow :)

I hope this is what you had in mind, my darling! I know it's not the best!

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤

Fluff Is Everything, Therefore:
Fluff Is Everything, Therefore:

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 𝟏𝐤

𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Fluff Is Everything, Therefore:

The dull clink of ceramic on wood makes you wince and freeze almost comically in place by the side of the bed. Barely daring to breathe, your worried eyes snap towards the god currently buried between tousled viridian bedsheets.

He doesn’t stir. 

You release a slow, quiet breath, relieved that Loki is still sleeping so soundly, despite his earlier protestations that he was completely fine. He’s far from fine, that you’re certain of. You’ve watched how the summer cold he’s come down with has chipped away at him over the past few days, zapping his energy quicker and more thoroughly than he’ll ever admit. He refuses to let that mask of invincibility slip for even a second.

“Gods don’t get sick, darling,” he had said, though you could see the sluggishness that had crept into his usual elegant movements, along with the deep weariness that had settled in his eyes.

One hour later you found him sleeping like the dead. 

He looks so utterly at peace that your heart swells with love for him, and with the familiar realisation that he’s yours. This beautiful man who has survived tortures your mind can’t even conceive of is yours. It’s something that almost has you weep. Out of all the people on this planet - of all the beings in the entire cosmos - it’s you that gets to love him, and you’ll never take that for granted.

It’s impossible to tear your eyes off him as he sleeps. Still a villain to most of the world, yet he’s curled on his side in your bed with tousled hair and pink stained cheeks. You can see the bedsheets shifting with the steady rise and fall of his chest, as well as the way his arm is stretched out towards your side of the bed, as though, even lost to his dreams, his body still searches for yours. 

The man is your entire heart and more, and it’s moments like these you wish you could bottle. 

Your hand floats to his face before you can help yourself. It’s warmer than usual and still smooth beneath your gentle touch that pushes a stray curl back behind his ear. You swear you hear his breathing shift, almost like he knows you’re there. 

You never tire of this - watching him sleep. To have him sleep so soundly in your presence, to have him know with such unwavering certainty that you wouldn’t dream of hurting him, feels like a blessing from the gods.

He trusts you - completely and wholeheartedly - and it’s one of the greatest gifts he could ever give you. 

His hair is silken beneath your touch and errant strands wrap loosely around your fingers as you bend down to kiss his temple. It’s barely more than a butterfly kiss, but you can’t help but let your lips linger briefly against his skin. You only wish it was enough to free him from the clutches of his cold. 

The backs of your fingers brush softly over his cheek and you make to leave and let him rest, but you’ve barely pulled away when he grabs your wrist in a loose grip. 

“Stay,” Loki says, his voice groggy and congested. “Please.” 

His eyes are flickering open, but it’s clear that he’s still wading through sleep. He looks so vulnerable and exhausted and sick that suddenly any plans you had for the rest of the day are unimportant. You can’t deny this man anything. 

Easily, you climb into the bed beside him, resting your back against the headboard and opening your arms to him. “Come here, my love,” you tell him gently. 

He wastes no time in shifting beneath the sheets until his legs are tangled with yours and his head is resting heavily on your stomach. He grips you like he’s been starved of your touch, like you’re the one thing tying him to Earth. You can feel the unspoken plea in the way he’s holding you, the “please don’t leave me” that’s burning into your skin. 

You hope he knows that wild horses couldn’t drag you away from him. 

Wrapping an arm around his shoulders, you stretch down to kiss the top of his head and intertwine your fingers with his. His hand locks around yours greedily, as though he can’t get enough of your touch. 

It’s fine with you, though, because you can never get enough of him. 

You begin to stroke his hair, so softly that you’re barely even touching him, but you can still hear his soft sigh of contentment. “Feeling better?” you ask softly, running your thumb along his knuckles. 

“No,” he croaks, attempting to twist himself tighter around you. “I fear this may be something worse than one of your silly Midgardian maladies.” 

You can’t help but smile. Your drama queen of a god is still in there.  “Hmm, I think you might be right. I should probably let Tony know I’ll be out for the next few days to take care of you. I can’t risk my beautiful boy succumbing to a dangerous alien bug.” 

Loki doesn’t move, but you can almost feel the smile that mirrors your own growing across his face. “You can’t,” he murmurs, his voice slightly muffled by how far he’s nuzzled into your stomach. 

He lapses into silence and you take the opportunity to pull him closer. He’s solid in your arms - solid and alive and everything you never knew you were looking for. He’s your sun and your moon and all your stars, and you can’t imagine your life without him. 

Wordlessly, you stretch to place another kiss to his head, not missing how he hums at your touch. “I adore you, you beautiful man. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.” 

He pulls your hand to his lips to kiss your knuckles in reply. It’s so soft and so innocent that you’re struck again by how you would burn down worlds for him. 

Not five minutes later, his breathing turns even and heavy. He’s fast asleep, head still resting on your stomach and hand still gripping yours.

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