drunkbirdbug
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One of the first things Jaskier realized after discovering his immortality was that not being able to die doesn't mean he can't feel pain.
If Jaskier were to be poisoned, he'd still get sick until it passed through his system or until Geralt found a cure. A stab wound might not kill him, but he would still suffer from dizziness due to blood loss. Some days, like when Geralt left him on the mountain, Jaskier loathed his immortality.
Being captured and tortured by Rience was a terrifying experience for Jaskier, knowing the pain would never truly end.
Now, back at Kaer Morhen after the ordeal with the demon possessing Ciri, Jaskier is injured but doesn't see the point in telling anyone.
After all, it's only pain—not like he can die.
The new live laugh love
I've had this realisation way too many times
Late night talk about how I'm afraid of dating because I want a romantic relationship but not a sexual one (or at least not right away) made the realization that I may end up alone forever hit like a truck
MONKEY MAN (2024)
Geralt and Jaskier spending an evening alone drinking together; Jaskier's gossiping, telling stories, and philosophizing.
Geralt's mostly content to listen but as he gets into his cups, he becomes more willing to chat so he tells Jaskier some of his own stories and philosophies.
Jaskier ends up asking Geralt about retiring from from being a witcher; if he no longer fought monsters, then what would he do?
Geralt finds the question irrelevant since witchers don't retire and he certainly can't due to his looks, pale with white hair and golden cat eyes don't do much to disguise him afterall.
Jaskier's persistent though, drunk and curious, he badgered his friend for his thoughts.
Geralt finally just tells the bard he'd go off to Toussaint, hoping the answer is enough to satisfy the drunk bard, but Jaskier keeps pushing for any details.
Geralt and Jaskier talk of a ranch off away from towns and cites. A little cabin with a garden full of herbs, apple trees to treat Roach, and all the best books Geralt needs to read.
They never bring it up again, a drunken conversation one night that was forgotten as all the others were.
But it wasn't forgotten.
Jaskier didn't forget.
He never told Geralt, it was to be a surprise, a gift for all the money and fame Jaskier earned from his songs about the Witcher.
He had started saving money. Just putting aside extra earnings from courts and work from the winter months in Oxenfurg. It would take time, but he had plenty and so did Geralt.
Maybe Geralt won't retire, but maybe he'll take a vacation. A long rest for a few years in a warm little house away from the dangers of a witcher.
But Geralt left.
And Jaskier wasn't sure what to do.
He didn't know if Geralt would ever come back, or if they would even meet again. He didn't feel like spending the money on himself, it still felt owed to Geralt.
So he bought a few acres in the countryside, commisioned a cabin, and furnished it.
Maybe if he ran into Geralt one day, he'd be able to at least give him it. A thank you for everything Geralt did for him; even if the witcher didn't care for the bard, he still kept him alive and full of inspiration.
Linden and Colton Masterpost
Story:
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18 / Part 19 / Part 20 / Part 21 / Part 22 / Part 23 / Part 24 / Part 25 / Part 26 / Continued on the second masterpost!
Flashback 1 (nsfw) / Flashback 2 / Flashback 3 (nsfw) / Flashback 4 (nsfw) /
Lost Property:
(a collab with @maracujatangerine) Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18 / Part 19 / Part 20 / Part 21 / Part 22 / Part 23 / Part 24 / Part 25 / Part 26 / Part 27 / Part 28 / Part 29 / Part 30 / The End /
Shorter Pieces:
Blanket / Looking outside / Teddy / Naming Teddy / Ripped / Plumber / Illness / Smashed / Fever / Stairs / One Bed / Another Sickfic / Hair Wash / Knife / Beach Day / Cold Evening / Burned /
Other:
picrew / picrew 2 / linden moodboard / vikram faceclaim / picrew 3 /
Christmas Gifts, a secret santa present from @maracujatangerine
Fuckboy, a fanfic by @justbreakonme (nsfw!)
My art:
art of the boys / art of linden / art of col / art of the boys / the boys / linden noodles /
Fanart:
one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight /
Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀
U say to urself "i dont need notches, ill know how to orient the pieces when sewing bc i made the pattern" this is the devil speaking. Put notches in ur pattern and cut them into ur fabric. Youll be glad for it
This is so gorgeous😭
The room where three Palestinians were executed by Israeli undercover forces inside Bin Cena hospital in Jenin.
الغرفة التي أعدمت فيها قوات الاحتلال الإسرائيلي ثلاثة فلسطينيين داخل مستشفى ابن سينا في جنين
@hishamabushaqrah
Boobies
BOOBIES. that's it that's the post.
man boobies, women boobies, non-binary boobies, gender-fluid boobies, agender boobies, cis boobies, trans boobies, dawg i fucking love boobies .
true boobologist over here,folks. reblogif if you love boobies
Yesterday marked the 100th day of genocide. Please, do not get used to this. Our people, killed, bombed, kidnapped, stripped, executed and starved is not normal. Our kids in pieces, their body parts collected in bags is not normal.
Israel has killed 23,700 human. More than 10,300 child. We'd need 177 school bus to carry the Palestinian children killed by Israel in gaza. 10,022 fatherless child. 8,352 motherless child. The wounded have their wounds rot and die waiting in front of the crossing. Maggots seen inside alive people's wounds. 5,500 pregnant woman will give birth in the upcoming weeks. 100 Days of Genocide. 100 Days of the world watching silently.
This is not including all the children who are lifeless underneath the rubble and not including the ones that were obliterated to the point where they cannot be identified. Free Palestine
Video: X: FisunGuner
Song @iamkarimmm
ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
I don't know who they are [the people buried]. Every time I pass by here, I stop and say hello. We found them weeks ago lying and covered in their own blood in the middle of the road, two young men in the flower of their youth seemed as if they are sleeping. We buried them in the eastern region of Al Saraya.
I am sorry to all the unidentified martyrs. I am sorry to every martyr we did not bury till now. I am sorry to all the martyrs we couldn't register the names of or save their pictures. I am sorry to every martyr who offered his soul for the land [Gaza/Palestine] and wasn't given his own grave to rest in. I am sorry to my friend Refaat @/itranslate123 who has been under the rubble for 40 days and still is. I am sorry once to the martyrs we know, and a thousand times for those we don't.
END OF TRANSLATION
The idea of having a loved one killed and buried without my knowledge is terrifying. However, it is the reality of many Palestinians who bury unidentified martyrs, and the Palestinians who cannot find their family members and do not know whether they're still alive or not. We must keep talking about Palestine, and we must keep exposing the crimes of the Israeli occupation!
People really get on this app and fight me because I don't stand for this. Humanity is lost.
from Dr Nahla, MD, 10/Jan/2024:
Medusa and the blind woman in love
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Masterlist
Ghost: Wanted: Ghost x König x Reader [HEAVY SMUT] Oral Support - Ghost x Reader
Ghost w/ a Petite S/O
Ghost w/ an Innocent S/O
The Type of Yandere Ghost is
Yandere Simon "Ghost" Riley Headcanons
Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ a Pregnant S/O
Simon "Ghost" Riley NSFW Alphabet
Ghost of Christmas Past [Ghost x Reader]
Simon “Ghost” Riley Headcanons
Ghost x Plus Size Reader Headcanons
Platonic Yandere Ghost x Childhood Best Friend Reader
Ghost w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses
Platonic Yandere Ghost x Reader Headcanons
Ghost w/ an S/O who is Self Conscious about Squirting a Lot
Dominant! Ghost Headcanons
Dominant! Ghost Headcanons [Repost]
Thigh Riding w/ Ghost
Ghost, König and You
Seraphim [Ghost x Reader]
The One where Soap finds Himself in an ✨ Awkward ✨Situation. [ Ghost x Reader ]
Ghost's Reaction to his S/O Stealing his Mask
A Family of His Own [Ghost x F! Reader]
Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ his S/O During a Panic Attack
Vampire Simon "Ghost" Riley Headcanons
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You in a Maid Outfit
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Girl
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Boy
Two Ghosts One Stone [Ghost x Reader x Ghost]
Simon "Ghost" Riley w/ a Tall S/O
Zombie! Ghost NSFW Headcanons
König:
Wanted: Ghost x König x Reader [HEAVY SMUT]
König Headcanons
Yandere König Headcanons + Ending
König x Plus Size Reader Headcanons
Dominant König Headcanons
König w/ his S/O during a Panic Attack
König w/ an S/O who Wears Glasses
König w/ a Mommy Kink
König w/ a Daddy Kink
König w/ a Petite S/O
Extra: König w/ a Petite S/O
Submissive König Headcanons
König w/ a Pregnant S/O
Breeding König
Thigh Riding w/ König
König w/ an S/O who is Self Conscious about Squirting a Lot
König w/ a Bratty S/O
Sylvannian Family [König x Reader Headcanons]
Ghost, König and You
Chokehold [König x Reader]
König w/ an Innocent S/O
König's Reaction to His S/O Stealing his Mask
König's Reaction to You Having a Stomach Bulge
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You in a Maid Outfit
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Girl
Ghost & König’s Reaction to You Being a Cat Boy
Wild West Outlaw König
Vampire König Headcanons
Zombie! König NSFW Headcanons
Alejandro:
Yandere Alejandro Headcanons
Price:
Yandere Captain Price Headcanons
Graves
Yandere Phillip Graves Headcanons
All:
MW2 waking up next to their S/O
MW2 w/ an S/O who is Insecure about their Stretch Marks
MW2 and their P0rn Preferences
MW2 Cuddling Headcanons
MW2 Reaction to You Calling Them Submissive and Breedable
MW2 Reaction to Receiving a Special™ Photo from Their S/O
MW2 Reaction to Receiving a Love Poem from Their S/O
MW2 Reaction to You Having an Only Fans
MW2 Reaction to Their S/O Who Self-Harms
MW2 Reaction to You Asking Them to be Gentle
MW2 Reaction to You Being A Virgin
MW2 Reaction to You Panty-Flashing Them
Zombie! MW2 W/ a Human Sex Slave
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US and UK bombing Yemen, a country with a famine that stopped some Israeli ships out of solidarity with Palestine. This world is losing its sanity
so perpetually entangled with women who are addicted to cumming inside me that i forget there are even alternatives. if a girl was hitting my cervix hot and heavy panting like a hound and all of a sudden pulled out i'd ask of she was mad at me
Just in case I haven't been explicitly clear on this
This blog supports PALESTINE
If you are a:
zionist
apartheid apologist
white liberal settler
genocide denier
someone who considers themselves neutral
have the AUDACITY to suggest a "two-state solution"
Not-so-kindly fuck off. If anyone supports Israel after their joke of a presentation today, I genuinely and truly believe you have the comprehension, intelligence and moral sense of right and wrong comparable to a fucking toddler and even that is an insult to toddlers.
Hell is hot for the oppressors and everyone who aids them and I wish nothing but the worse for them.
In almost a week of relentless violence, Palestinian authorities had already recorded 20 families completely wiped out from civil registry, meaning all living members of that family, of all generations, had been killed. It has been three months, and this number only grows. This, along with many of the war crimes Israel commits daily against Palestinians, is a form of genocide.
To kill entire families is to kill their stories, it is to burn a page of a people's history, their roots. It's deliberate.
"As the number of victims rises and more and more families disappear from Palestine’s rich tapestry of history and culture, there is a bewildered note to the mourning as people try to come to grips with what these disappearances mean."
- Mohammed R. Marwish, October 13th, 2023, Al-Jazeera
Your honour, I am in love.
Making silly little characters to get comfortable with drawing just for fun again :)
This. All of this. Exactly this.
Being Asexual is something I have yet to fully come to terms with, and describing it is difficult.
I have the desire for a relationship. This is not fulled by sexual or romantic desire, but is instead fulled but the need to love someone to the fullest extent. I don’t need someone to love me but I need someone to love. I have so much to give, so much understanding, patience, and want to care for someone.
I would not mind a kiss or a romantic love and label. But those I talk to seem so different.
They have so much fueled desire and passion that later can become love. But I have so much love in my heart to give that if someone came along and understood me I would blossom with a blinding, warm passion. Not fire hot desire, nor sexy, but instead comfort and safety.
Lesbian asexual here ❤️
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
Project List
This is a NSFW blog so 18+ only
Current Schedule:
Dreamers & Delusions
Neon Palace
Between Hunger & Pain
The Unwanted
The Rift
Masks
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1.1 The Long Road: Male Naga (Silas) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 pt.7 pt.8 pt.9 pt.10 pt.11 pt.12 pt.13 (UNDER EDIT)
1.2 The Long Road S2: 2023
1.A The Long Road: Art- Silas Silas Sticker
2.1 Just Business: Male Drider (Cavan) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 FINAL (UNDER EDIT)
2.2 Ten Years: Male Drider (Cavan) x F!Reader- WIP
3. The Empire's Bastards- Male Werewolf (Cyril) x Female Mage (Shanna)**tbp
4. 5 Wishes: Male Orc (Singred) x F!Reader-
5.1 Masks: 2 Male Fae (Oisín & Darragh) x F!Reader- pt.1.1 pt.1.2 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 (pt.7 WIP)(pt.8 WIP) (pt.9 WIP) (pt.10 WIP) (pt.11 WIP) (pt.12 WIP) (pt. 13 WIP) (UNDER EDIT)
5.2 Masks S2: 2023
5.A. Masks: Art- Oisín Ixora
6. One Hundred Dreams: Male Demon (Duane) x F!Reader
7. A Silver a Night: Male Tiefling (Luctux) x F!Reader
8. The Princess Bounty: Male Werewolf (Garren) x Female Protagonist (Kandra) **tbp
9. Lost Dragon- Female Dragon Shifter x Male Protagonist **tbp
10. To the Beat of his Drum- Male Orc (Bralgar) x F!Reader
11. Unprophesied: The living embodiment of darkness (Itzal) x F!Reader
12. The Fairy Godfather Dilemma: Male Fae (Sorley) x F!Reader
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A. Deep in the Dark: Male Orc (Sloan) x F!Reader- pt. 1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6.1 pt.6.2 FINAL (UNDER EDIT)
A1. Snowfall: Male Orc (Sloan) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 (pt.3 WIP)
B. The Lesser of two evils: Male Demon (Seth) x F!Reader
C. Roommates & Renovations: Freshwater Merman (Yen) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 pt.7 pt.8 pt.9 pt.10 FINAL (UNDER EDIT)
C.1. Roommates & Renovations: Art- Yen by @solarchaotica Yen sticker by jays-draw Varen Yen
D. Greenhill Lane: Male Satyr (Ilya) x F!Reader
E. Night classes: Male Werewolf (Bernard) x F!Reader- pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 (pt.7 WIP) (pt.8 WIP) (pt.9 WIP) (pt.10 WIP) (pt. 11 WIP) (pt. 12 Final WIP) !!!(UNDER EDIT)!!!
F. Neon Palace: Male Naga (Nicu) x F!Reader
G. Hot Apple Pie: Incubus (Keller) x F!Reader
H. Part-Time: Male Naga (Cemil) x F!Reader
I. Strawberries & Roses: Male Tiefling (Dante) x F!Reader
J. Cream Tea: Male Werewolf (Thomas) x F!Reader
K. Redwood & Wisteria: Male Werewolf (Logan) x F!Reader
L. The Unwanted: Male Fae (Varen) x F!Reader
L.1.: The Unwanted: Art- Varen
M. The Librarian's Assistant: Male Orc (Monroe) x Female Protag. (Sofie)
N. Bound to Protect- Male Orc (Kirill) x F!Reader
O. Dreamers & Delusions: Saltwater Merman (Tao) x F!Reader pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 (pt.5 WIP) (pt.6 WIP) (pt.7 WIP) (pt.8 WIP) (pt.9 WIP) (pt.10 WIP) (pt. 11 WIP) (pt. 12 WIP) (pt. 13 WIP) (pt. 14 WIP) (pt. 15 WIP) (pt. 16 Finale WIP ) (pt. 17 Epilogue WIP)
P. Open Window Rhapsody: Axolotl Merman (Bekkr) x F!Reader
Q. Runway Runaways: Male Chimera (Adrik) x F!Reader
R. Between Hunger & Pain: Male Vampire (Cethin) x F!Reader
S. The Rift: Male Fae: Male Fae (Idris) x F!Reader
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Side Character Stories: This section is under construction!!!
I've got quite a few background side characters that will be getting their own stories but these are character x character stories and most likely will be super short. I just want to give these guys their happily ever afters because they deserve it. These will include background stories for existing couples (like the uncles from The Long Road) or soon to be couples (hehehe you'll see). These will most likely be sfw fluffy feel good dorky stories because that's what I have planned. There might be a couple spicy ones but no idea which couple plans on taking that role.
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1A. Proxima Fallen- Male Alien x Female Protagonist **tbp
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Pr1. Midnight Oceans-- Male Tiefling (Arthok) x F!Reader pt.1 pt.2
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*Based on Prompts- Pr1. -
*Stories 1-5 Take place in a fantasy setting
*Stories A-Z take place in a modern setting
*Story 1A - 1Z sci-fi stories
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EDIT LIST
The things I would do for her😩
The things I would let her do to me😭
Sometimes you've gotta dress your barbarian up real fancy, even if it makes her blush <3
The arguments happening in the notes made me laugh a stupid amount. A customer then joined me in my joy after asking what made me laugh so much. I love it when people get mad about stupid things.
I have decided that since no one here who follows me actually knows me, and there's like two of you who saw my last post, this page will know become a space for my lonely lesbian thoughts.
Please enjoy, and feel free to join me in my loneliness.