Sirius: So Overall I Had A Pretty Solid Winter Break.

I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time

Remus: So what’s for dinner? 

Sirius: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! 

Remus: … 

Remus: Is it soup? 

Sirius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* 

Remus: Please, enough with the soup puns! 

Sirius: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. 

Remus: STOP! 

*one hour later* 

Remus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."

- Marlene McKinnon

why is dorlene always a background relationship those bitches are superior to all

someone on pinterest pointed out that “the boys are back in town” came out early january of 1976, and the marauders blasting that song as they come back from winter break is not talked about enough.

I NEED SOME FLUFFY JILY HC'S PLEASE

fluffy jily hcs because i can never get to my asks on time (ILYSM LINN IM SO SORRYYYYTY 😭😭😭)

james gets up the earliest in this household because he's a psychopath morning run typa guy, lily sleeps in for HOURS. like she'll literally wake up at 4 pm sometimes and james will keep checking her pulse every 5 minutes thinking she's dead or something

lily: *wakes up at 6 pm* oh hi babe

james, standing in the corner, thinking she just rose from the dead or smth: 😨😨😨

intermission: promoting the song disco by surf curse, and also never lose me by flo milli, best music frfr

okok but lily is the big spoon, you can't change my mind. like she loves loves LOVES to just wrap her arms around james and press her face into his back, partly bc of the abandonment issues that she has, and james needs a weight on top of him to sleep, so they end up sleeping in a weird position where james is half on his side, half on his stomach, and lily is latched onto his back with one leg just thrown over him or something. 

they're so cute oh my god ❤️❤️❤️ i swear guys i might exit my bartylus brainrot to explode the jily microfics. or jegulily??? actually yeah methinks jegulily but STILL WIWGWJHAKAHAJ-

they're the original "neat freak" x "messy af" couple, bc i honestly see lily as being really into art and the likings and james will walk into the flat while she's working on something and her stuff will be everywhere and james is just like NUH UH and drops everything to help organize

no but imagine him helping her organize books and stuff at hogwarts and slowly lily realizes he's doing more flirting than organizing 😏😏 lol

i saw someone say james would be a househusband and i YES. for no particular reason except the vibes.

Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.

Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.

Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.

Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”

And Remus just fucking sobbing.

Evan: How would you hide a body-

Dorcas: Hypothetically-

Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-

Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?

James: 

James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-

Barty: Nope. 

Dorcas: MarLENE!