Remus: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry.
Sirius: You just said it again.
Harry:
Remus: I am not a role model.
Remus: So what’s for dinner?
Sirius: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Remus: …
Remus: Is it soup?
Sirius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Remus: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Sirius: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Remus: STOP!
*one hour later*
Remus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!