I Love It When My Name Is Pablo

Over and over. That’s what I told ya.

"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking!" - Octavius; Night At the Museum (2006)

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

​can we chill tf out please I have homework to do

Turkey has filed a case against Israel in the International Criminal Court.

For their ongoing genocide of the Palestinians.

"Today... we have filed a lawsuit with the International Criminal Court in The Hague against the Hitler of the 21st century of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, who must stand trial for the genocide he committed in the Gaza Strip and all crimes against humanity."

And it's not just Turkey.

Algeria has filed a case against Israel with the International Criminal Court.

With their president Abdelmadjid Tebboune saying "Where is humanity? And where is the global conscience that has become absent regarding the genocide being committed?”

Algeria's case is being backed by Colombia.

3 Palestinian organisations Al-Haq, al-Mezan, and the Palestinian Centre for Human Rights are filing their own case against Israel in the International Criminal Court.

I had a weird as fuck dream last night

The government needed my help

And all you really need to know is Doctor Strange had tentacles and he put them on me (my lap to be more specific) and then the air got sexually tense and it freaked me out. And he kinda started talking in a language that I didn’t understand.

that james acaster quote where he jokes about only releasing comedy specials at the same time that geniuses reinvent the genre is so funny to me because what does he think he did with repertoire

Why does he look so serious…

I was wearing a black turtleneck for the first time and I did not expect to be attacked like this.

what it’s like to wear a black turtleneck