Everytime I See A Family Scream At Each Other I Disassociate

everytime i see a family scream at each other i disassociate

that's the eldest daughter coping mechanism

Update: he told me it’s because I’m like over 50% British. I now have even more questions.

I don’t know

I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....

......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad

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dunsolvedatthedisco

5 years ago

Spider-Man: Far From Home interviews but its only yelling and chaotic energy

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dunsolvedatthedisco

1 year ago

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

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dunsolvedatthedisco

5 years ago

I had a weird dream last night.

Basically, I took the place of everyone who got sacrificed (in Endgame) and was still alive.

It was actually pretty fun.

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dunsolvedatthedisco

2 years ago

that james acaster quote where he jokes about only releasing comedy specials at the same time that geniuses reinvent the genre is so funny to me because what does he think he did with repertoire

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