every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum
the party would have fucking loved webkinz
I dyed my hair. (And yes, I did put a corgi on a cupcake to cover my face.)
brian quinn. rb if u agree
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
I don’t fully remember why I searched this