Reblog To Have The Most Homoerotic Year Of Your Life 2024

It’s Been A While Since I’ve Done One Of These

Reblog or like if you post or reblog any of these things, and tag or reply with which ones. 

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- MCR

- Fall Out Boy

- Twenty Øne Piløts

- Panic! at the Disco

- Dodie Clark/doddleoddle

- Hozier

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series

- The Office

- Brooklyn Nine Nine

- The MCU (or general Marvel) 

- Mental health stuff

- Positivity and affirmations 

- LGBTQ+ stuff (no exclusionism)

- Stranger Things

- Jack and Dean

- Autumn/Halloween 

- Recipes 

- Beauty tips

- Gilmore Girls

I love it when my name is Pablo

Steve never had any dental worked done because he couldn't afford it so when he does go to the dentist he finds out he has to have his wisdom teeth out. Pretty much a one shot of it taking all the avengers to babysit a very high Steve Rogers who causes nothing but trouble.

“How can this even possibly be a problem?” Tony moaned as he loaded more ice into a ziplock bag.  “He’s a super soldier!”

“More than that, pal, he should’ve been able to fit all those teeth in that big mouth of his.”  Bucky grunted and shifted enough to keep Steve from moving.  Between Bucky on his legs and Natasha insisting that Steve play with her hair (’Ith tho thoft Natatha, Steve mumbled around super-soldier anesthesia and gauze), they mostly had Steve kept still.  

Clint and Thor were scrubbing and sweeping, respectively, over in the corner where Steve’s enthusiasm had broken a vase and set the plant inside tumbling. Steve had only just stopped sniffling his apologies for creating the mess.

Tony settled himself on the couch by Steve’s head and replaced the old ice with the new.  “This’ll be over soon though, won’t it?  I mean, he’s got the healing.”

“I mean,” Bucky grunted and tweaked Steve’s big toe hard, “it should be, a couple more hours at most, I think.  Provided he doesn’t do anything stupid and hurt himself.”  

It sounded more like a threat than anything else and Steve didn’t seem deterred, jaw clenched around gauze and eyebrows drawn together in frustration or stubbornness (or both).  

“With any luck, his face really does freeze that way,” Tony mused, “give someone else the chance to be the most photogenic.”

Steve glared harder.  

Bruce wandered back into the living room, clothes still drying in some spots.  “Ok.  All the water from the shower’s been mopped up.  JARVIS has someone coming to replace tiles tomorrow.”

“And you didn’t Hulk out.”  Clint smiled.  “Win!”

Bruce shrugged.  “To be fair, I’m the one who suggested that he’d feel better after he washed up.  So it’s kind of on me.”

Steve struggled to break free of Bucky and Natasha.  

“No, Steve.”  Natasha guided his hand back towards her hair.  

Steve struggled more.  

“Steve.  You stubborn ass.” Bucky shifted again to keep both of Steve’s legs under him.  

“Ith creem”  Steve whined.  

Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.

And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.

People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.

Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.

Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.

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get urself someone who looks at you the way David and Lee look at each other

I'm ready

Fuck it. Everyone who reblogs this is getting a superhero name, origin, and powers.

Two years?! I’m in!