Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
I’m gonna get ranted at for this one
me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else
SHIRT by request
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument