Dvyfknjns - Tired

This is the biggest buck I’ve ever seen. He would have been a monster when he was alive. Look at how much larger he is compared to the other buck skull cap! I’m pretty sure he died naturally since no hunter would have killed him and left his antlers behind; I’m happy he lived out his days as a huge guardian of the forest.

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

Corvo, rummaging through a dumpster: Hey look, coffee! Looks like my luck is taking a turn!

Corvo: [Sips it & spit-takes]

Corvo: WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?

never forget the flask of whisky i found buried in the ground while on year 11 school camp in 2015. it was so old i had to smash the bottleneck to get it open.. spent the evening absolutely shitfaced during group activities 🤦🏻‍♂️ you’ll always be in my heart 💓

person: you look dead

me: thanks