literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
never forget the flask of whisky i found buried in the ground while on year 11 school camp in 2015. it was so old i had to smash the bottleneck to get it open.. spent the evening absolutely shitfaced during group activities 🤦🏻♂️ you’ll always be in my heart 💓