dylandrama

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you know what? I’ll say it. Hi

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

is anyone else being a massive homosexual right now?

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

Epic Win! found a loose ibuprofen in my pocket

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

Sometimes all I think about is you

Late nights in the middle of June

agreed

by bo burnham

Scissors are a type of crocodile

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

Spanish Sahara | Foals

“You experience trauma and it stays with you, it’s a vortex in your head that recurs, and can echo through generations. But you can also make it into a positive thing. [Spanish Sahara] is the idea of taking on things that are against you.“ - Yannis Philippakis

Ryan, reading: hmm queer coding

Dylan, working on his programming: well. trying to.

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

slowly approaching bear

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

truth or bear

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

I know you don’t want to hear about ursine fractals any more but it… bears repeating

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

new DB Cooper theory: he went up