fictive of dylan lenivy from the quarry 18+, he/him, entp
82 posts
I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps đ
was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too
pr*tty b*y
their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son
You doing ok?
not sure if iâm qualified to answer this one
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
Post cunt
im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that
âhow could you be so stupidâ well you know what. its really not that hard
everyone is addicted to my Fun and Flirty personality. lives have been destroyed ...
babygirl i sit hunched in ways youâd never fuckin believe
bro iâm sorry i said âgood gameâ after we had sex
"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
just got vaccinated it was a little weird when the nurse kissed me on the mouth with tongue but it was a great experience all around đ
All Star by Smash Mouth
if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
âFirst of allâ I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where iâm going with this
we should all kill ourselves
WTFâď¸Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase âburning the midnight oilâ to âfucking the midnight pigâ ? đ WHAT? Share to stop this! đ
detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross
thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.
Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.