Pls Rb If You Think Cuddling Doesn't Have To Be S3xual

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

me ten pages into every single academic paper i write: look at this very regular topic i am analyzing OH MY GOD ITS QUEER THEORY WITH A STEEL CHAIR

Imagining Sticky going to the Capital when he's older to study like Artemy and Daniil did, and people already think he's kinda weird because they've never heard of the town or its eccentricities, and now he's claiming to be friends with (or for the dadkovsky believers [me], the son of) disgraced, notorious, exiled/executed scientist Daniil Dankovsky?

This is their dynamic to me

I think the funniest bit of ppl deciding Fox is their Blorbo of choice is that the prime counter argument is that he has a grand total of like 5 minutes of screentime.

Which. Sure.

But have you considered that out of that 5 minutes he spends like 3.5 minutes hitting Iconic Poses.

Like That guy on one knee with one pistol raised as he talks into his Com? Fox. The affronted manager being yelled at by Karanikin? Fox. The bitchy guy with his arms crossed talking to Ashoka? Fox.

And his promo image Pose???

Like. Sir.

Huaxia: Wu Zetian is a fox spirit... evil... she's going to suck out your soul...

Zetian if she was a fox spirit:

Drawover Mucha. Again. I saw this piece and was like, this is Riyo and Fox. And then I got carried away.

@eobe @eclec-tech @lonewolflupe @ghostymarni