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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
Stormlight meme dump 2
i gotta say in hindsight dalinar wishing renarin pride just before he eats it is so hilariously on-the-nose supportive older liberal that, to me, it loops back around to being in-character. dalinar is #LoveMyGaySon at #UrithiruPride
Imagine being so good at therapy that you literally teach a magic psychopath demon sword the power of friendship (inanimate object btw)
Inversely, imagine also being so good at therapy that you therapize your suicidal client so hard that he finally gets the balls to actually kill himself so that he can escape the voices (Magical mass murderer btw)
your main therapy tools are a magic flute & crawfish boil (btw)
I never posted a video on here before so I hope it works. It’s a Wayne animation! I posted this on instagram a couple months ago. I used a small clip from Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson so I could practice lip syncing. I sped up the clip and removed the narration so it’s just the dialogue.
You can follow me on istagram @barlydoodles
Audio Credit
Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson
Narrated by Micheal Kramer
What the storm did you do, you cremling son of a chull? I'll have you know I graduated at top of my class in the Windrunner Initiates. I have been involved in numerous secret campaigns against the Parshendi, and I have over 300 confirmed shards. I am trained in bridge-running and I am the top Windrunner in the entire Alethi military. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Roshar, mark my words.
"Not every problem can be solved by 22 swords, Adolin"
"That's why I have 23 swords"
:/
Using a duralumin spike (identity), could you hemalurgically steal someone’s gender?
coming back online to remind people that it's HIS YEAR and then logging off again
yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood
"envoyform" this and "stormform" that. back in my day we had 5 forms and we liked it! "scholarform" just say you're a nimbleform who wants to feel special 🙄🙄
“I am unchained”
“Yet you think so often of kaladin”
“I am…mostly unchained”
Okay wrap it up gay boy
Crazy post WaT theory: Dalinar’s cognitive shadow is still alive.
When Retribution tried to save and use him, what stopped him was that Dalinar was “claimed by another”. And that he slipped through his fingers. This suggests to me that while Dalinar was connected to both Honor and Odium, there was a third shard he was more connected to.
He previously rejected Odium for Honor in Oathbringer, and at the climax of this book, rejected Honor, favoring growth over adherence to the oaths.
He rejected Honor in favor of Cultivation, and she now has his cognitive shadow.
Its so funny that Autonomy sees Retribution be born and immediately goes "yeah I can take a swing at Scaadrial real quick"
In book 6 I hope we get to see moash crash out after hearing about Kaladin’s “death”
I want to have deep thoughts about WaT but my brain is just going ✨💖Adolin!!!💖✨ on repeat
Like. Finally got a fashionable badass cape. Got called a slut by his own sword. Cares about everyone he meets so so much and is an incredibly successful leader because he’s genuinely just friends with everyone. Brilliant strategist. Older brother extraordinaire. Lost a leg and remained one of the best swordsmen on the planet. Fought a Fused with nothing but a candelabra and sheer willpower. Had an identity crisis the entire time. Brought his sword bestie and literal dozens of other spren back to life with nothing but the power of love and friendship. I love him so much 💖
I want a Mistborn videogame so fucking bad. The movement and fighting style would transfer so well to a videogame medium. The blue lines, the choice of what metal you'd have (oh maybe you pick one metal at the start and you can try to get through the whole game with one metal or go an Inquisitor route and start collecting more metals to use and it could entirely change how people interact with you. The more inquisitor you are, the more you get choices influenced by the lord ruler or ruin himself. It would completely change dialogue and interaction options. Oooo there could be so much), the possibility of hiding amongst the nobility. God there's so much they could do with that
decided to share a small comic of one of my favorite little parts from Rhythm of War in celebration of the release of Wind and Truth! i hope to colorize and maybe remake this when i have some time. kaladin and adolin’s dynamic is one of my favorite things to read.
In a world of Moashs, be an Adolin:
Be kind!
Maintain healthy platonic relationships!
Train hard in the field you're passionate about!
Dress to feel good about yourself!
If someone threatens your family, put a dagger through their eye socket and into their brain, then throw their corpse out a very high window!
This is one of the gayest things ever written and he's not even canonically gay
Rereading mistborn rn, realizing the logbook has some crazy lore drops:
“He shall defend their ways, yet shall violate them.
He will be their savior, yet they shall call him heretic.
His name shall be discord, yet they shall love him for it.”
‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.
An icon.