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Raises hand ✋!!
raise your hand if you’ve sworn an Ideal/ spoken a Truth through tears at 2 AM *raises hand*
And I manage to be all three at once—The only scale I accept. 👍
Shallan, Adolin, Kaladin
I know that technically the Windrunners' third Oath tells them to protect even those whom they hate, but I swear to Adonalsium that somewhere in the second arc of Stormlight, Kaladin, having learned of Leyten's death and Sigzil's disappearance, is going to take a good, hard look at Moash and immediately swear the 6th Windrunners' oath which goes somewhere along the lines of: "...but THIS BITCH deserves to die."
Wind and Truth theory fact. Gavinor did not grow to hate Dalinar for the atrocities he had committed, but rather as a natural consequence of having to watch your grand-uncle tell your dad that he's banging your grandmother 10000 times back-to-back.
She is ten but she killed her in-laws in one week
He is 10 but got overthrown by his own government
How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire
Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?
Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.
Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…
Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.
Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!
Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…
Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!
Dalinar: You WILL become fire.
Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.
Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!
Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)
Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)
Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.
Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?
Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!
Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!
Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.
Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.
Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.
Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!
Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!
Stick: (immediately becomes fire)
Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO
Before Adolin does anything, he stops to THINK:
T - Is it True to myself?
H - Does it makes my Hair look good?
I - Does it Inspire my soldiers?
N - Will it make my ryshadium Nicker when I tell him about it later?
K - Will it Kill Dalinar a little bit?
Anyway here is my magnum opus: skateboard kaladin webcore banner
static version below the cut
You’re in her dms, I’m in those cryptic, prophetic dreams she keeps having. We’re not the same
Navaniel listened so Rlainarin could sing.
*gets a call from my brother who's just started listening to Words of Radiance*
"Hey man What's up-"
"why the FUCK is Pattern such a little freak?"
In Vorin and Alethi culture, "hummus" would be a holy word
My friend is roughly halfway through The Way of Kings and he just said "Dalinar should get to kill one person as a treat"
oh. oh my sweet summer child. you have no idea how many treats this man has had
i miss these idiots
[Sadeus] I’m going to take this from him. I’ll gaslight and gatekeep my way to the top and girlboss that throne right from under Dalinar.
[Adolin] Do you know what day it is?
[Sadeus] wha-
[Adolin, whispering] the ides of March
[Sadeus] *whimpers*
Happy stab-a-politician day to Adolin
Friend said there should be a remix of moash saying "I am mostly unchained" with Good Luck Babe so I made it
Do you think stew has the same connotations on Roshar as tea has on earth?
Like do people ask for 'the stew' and get gossip? Do you think this is Bridge 4's fault? Do you think that Rosharans see the stew circle as gossip?
I do
Stormlight meme dump 2
What the storm did you do, you cremling son of a chull? I'll have you know I graduated at top of my class in the Windrunner Initiates. I have been involved in numerous secret campaigns against the Parshendi, and I have over 300 confirmed shards. I am trained in bridge-running and I am the top Windrunner in the entire Alethi military. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Roshar, mark my words.
"Not every problem can be solved by 22 swords, Adolin"
"That's why I have 23 swords"
"envoyform" this and "stormform" that. back in my day we had 5 forms and we liked it! "scholarform" just say you're a nimbleform who wants to feel special 🙄🙄
So radiant spren can turn into any object. Syl isn't restricted to being a Sylblade or a Sylspear. She could become a fork or a knife... You know... She could become...
Sylverware
The old Alethi tradition of bringing your own chair to the meeting.
Dalinar:
