Happy Birthday Wally🥳🎂⚡

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

What a horrible waste of good pasta man

fucking. what?

figuring out the weasleys

Births: Bill in late 1970, Charlie in 1972, Percy in 1976, twins Fred and George in 1978, Ron in 1980, and Ginny in 1981.

Bill first year -> 1982 -> last yr 1988

Charlie first year -> 1984 when bill was in 3rd yr -> last yr 1990

Percy first yr -> 1987, Bill 6th yr, charlie 4th yr -> last yr 1993

F+G first yr -> 1989, bill grad, charlie 6th yr, percy 3rd yr -> last yr ootp aka 1995

Ron is in first yr -> 1991, bill grad, charlie grad, percy 5th yr, f+g 3rd yr-> last yr 1997 if u dont count 8th yr

Ginny1st yr ->1992, bill grad, charlie grad, percy 6th yr, f+g 4th yr, ron 2nd yr

Ron is in his first year while fred + george are in third. F+g owls in poa, grad in ootp. Percy is in fifth year, and graduates poa.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Dazatsu Month 2025 (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fluff, Established Relationship, Soft Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Love is Giving Each Other a Hard Time, Nakajima Atsushi Has a Good Sense of Humor Series: Part 1 of Dazatsu Month 2025 Summary:

“I should have known that accepting an engagement gift from Fitzgerald was a bad idea,” Dazai lamanted as he sat up. Beside him, Atsushi did the same, idly rubbing his hip.

“I’m sure in his mind he was doing something nice,” Atsushi said. “And Ms. Dickinson seemed quite kind.” He paused. “Though her ability being called ‘Since I Could Not Stop For Death’ was somewhat disconcerting.”

Or:

Dazai and Atsushi get are affected by an ability that shows them memories of each other. Actually not too bad, as far as engagement gifts go.

Written for Dazatsu Month 2025.

He slipped instead of slide lol

married chuuatsu for @wildnya !

Hiccup Haddock x Jack Frost is unironically super good

I am right, and you fools don't know anything about the trenches I was in defending hiccup x jack frost, I ate those fics UP

Yessir I was giggling, twirling my hair seeing that fan art amd fics in my old cracked phone that could only connect to the internet because it had no data

Man if younger me could see me now.... she would probably be disappointed bUT glad that I still ship them together

bet

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To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth