married chuuatsu for @wildnya !
Herbology class
Ron: *trying to stuff a huge seed down Draco’s throat* Son of a-
Blaise: *panicking as he tries to stop him but is also impressive with the guts Ron has to do this in front of the teacher* Weasley please!
Professor Sprout: *Not really paying attention as she goes around the classroom, interacting with the other students* Evan’s, stop trying to force the Devil’s Snare seed down Malfoy’s throat. *points at Harry and Neville* Potter, Lupin, can you Snape with those two?
Harry: *having an internal mental breakdown at the thought of his mother might being worst then his father.*
Neville: *giving the other boy a side eye before going to help Blaise*
wally and dick doodle bc I love them and experimenting with outfits
The Agency know Atsushi's settled in when they find him sat ontop of the fridge eating chazuke in the dark with his eyes glowing at 4am.
reblog this with your fav side of the love square and why you love them so much :3
Draco: *Talking shit like always, loudly in the halls of Hogwarts*
Everyone: *stops to judge him and mocking him quietly*
Draco: And you see, Granger, this is why the sacred twenty-eighth will never lower themselves to marry the likes of you. Only someone boorish and idiotic would, isn’t that right Weasley?
Harry: *gearing up to hex the blond* Malfoy-
Ron: *bored and completely done with conversation* The sacred twenty-eight? Or The Sacred Twenty-eight?
Hermione: Why can I hear the bold, italic, and underline on the second one?
Ron: Well one is the inbred pure-blooded stupidity and the other is the actual True Pillars Of Magic; Sacred Twenty-eight.
Draco: *red with embarrassment* How dare-
Ron: Shut up 18th House, the 10th House is talking. *walking away with his friends to give them an in-depth explanation*
The Slytherin House: *facepalms*
Tim: *has blackmail Batman, killed over 1000 of Ra’s men, started war crimes, lost his spleen, cloned people, etc* I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life!
Wally: *knows Tim signed Jason up on porn-site* I know this and I love you
BatFam:
Dick: *affronted*
Aww this is so funny lol ♡
ive been watching dan vs
Draco: *throws himself in a puddle*
Neville: *sleeping in a huge flower*
Luna: *Stacking rocks together to make a cave*
Abbott: *healing people with her glowing aura while following Madam Pomfrey*
Hermione: What the…?
Flint: *sitting next to Ginny while on fire*
Ginny: *a sleeping bear*
Ron: *voice magically changing to other people’s voices- people he had talked to* Ah, its that time of year.
Hermione: ???
Ron: Creature inheritance
Hermione: What in blazing hell is a creature in-
Harry: Oh shit! Oh shit! *skids in front of them* A statue just talked to me! It wanted kids!? It wanted me to give it kids?! *freaking out* I can’t give it kids! I’mma kid!
Ron: Welcome to the wizarding world of The Sacred 28
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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