Why Aren't More People Talking About Ron Fucking Weasley And How AMAZING This Boy Is

Lily’s Ghost That Haunts 6

(Movie Hp meets My AU Hp)

AU Hermione: *looks at m.Hermione in horror* No way…I seem so…ugh perfect. Burn it Ron.

Movie Hermione: Excuse me!?*looks affronted*

Au Hermione: You’re excuse.

The Harrys: *circling each other like feral cats*

AU Harry: *suddenly freezes* Something just happened

AU Harry: *runs to the Hogwarts’ courtyard* Ron Bilus!

Movie Harry: ???

(Courtyard)

*AU Ron being choked in the air by the collar- by m.Ron’s hand- as he chokes m.Ron around the neck with his legs*

Hogwart’s Students: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Twins: Step right up!

Fred: Place your bets!

George: Choose your Ronnie!

AU Hermione: How dare!

Movie H&H: *sighs

AU Hermione: Why didn’t anyone tell me, we’re betting on Ron?! *pulls out a gallon*

AU Harry: *pulls out 30 gallons then shrugs when stared at* Can’t bet them? Join them

Ginny: Come on Ronnie! I got 20 gallons riding on you!

Percy: Show that faker who’s boss! *handing a surprise Fred 40 gallons*

Professor Trelawney: Ah! I was wondering why I got Evan’s old vision this year. *takes a sip of her flask with a chuckle* Put down for 60 on our worlds Ronald. Just like Lily.

Movie H&H: Bloody Hell?

BSD Headcanon

Atsushi will always call Chuuya by his full name the moment his eyes catches sight of him. It stated when they first met in the elevator to see The Boy And His Dog. Since then, no matter where they are or what is going on, Atsushi will always say the other’s full name. He will literally stop in the street or flat out ignore the person he’s having a conversation with just to call out to Chuuya. Over time Chuuya had developed a six sense for it, much to the amusement and annoyance to once Dazai Osamu. (Annoyance due to when Atsushi stops talking to him in mid-sentence and amusement in seeing Chuuya’s full body twitch)

Chuuya: *full body twitch as he’s minding his own business as he walks down the street with a co-worker*

Random Mafia Member: Nakahara-sama?

Chuuya: *closes his eyes and waits for it*

Atsushi: *four feet away on the other side of the street* Chuuya Nakahara?

Chuuya: *pivots and charges towards the other* Stop full naming be goddamnit!

Atsushi: *shrieks and sprints away*

Dazai: *stands there with a frozen smile before zooming after them* Leave my cat alone! Damnit Chibi!

Mafia Member: *is confusion*

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

Hiccup Haddock x Jack Frost is unironically super good

I am right, and you fools don't know anything about the trenches I was in defending hiccup x jack frost, I ate those fics UP

Yessir I was giggling, twirling my hair seeing that fan art amd fics in my old cracked phone that could only connect to the internet because it had no data

Man if younger me could see me now.... she would probably be disappointed bUT glad that I still ship them together

Wally’s Bird 3

Dick: *throws himself onto Wally’s chest, face first* What is this? I’ can’t understand anything!! *waves a paper in his face*

Wally: *pushes it away* You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Dick: I don’t care how fast they were typing! This makes no sense!!! *whines and shakes the paper harder*

If we don't get a good Ron in the HBO series I will riot

please, op was my father. you can call me prev

Left some water bottles in my car overnight last night and I thought they would be frozen when I got them out this morning, but they weren't. Then I got excited because I thought they were supercooled and would turn into ice when jostled, so I slammed one down on the kitchen counter, but nothing happened. Disappointed, I opened it to drink and that's when it froze.

So I took a little video of another one because it always makes me happy to see.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Thinking about the delight of mooncakes under the Harvest Moon 🌙🌸

What a horrible waste of good pasta man

fucking. what?