Dick: *throws himself onto Wally’s chest, face first* What is this? I’ can’t understand anything!! *waves a paper in his face*
Wally: *pushes it away* You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Dick: I don’t care how fast they were typing! This makes no sense!!! *whines and shakes the paper harder*
Wally: *looks at Talon Dick* So…
Dick: *stares back unblinking*
Awkward Silence
Wally: Come…here…often?
Wally: *clings so bad that you felt it*
Dick:
Wally: Please…say something.
Dick: pussy
Wally: No!
Meanwhile
Aunt Iris: *suddenly have the urge to kill Flash and Green Lantern*
With the Boys
Flash: *has the biggest urge to start packing* So…
GL: *monotone* Sector 58 seems like a nice time this year.
Flash: *same tone* Very nice.
Wally: *reborn into a new world, memories come back at 5 years old* Ah
Wally: *learns that there are still heroes* Thank god…
Wally: *at eight years old finds out that his best friend has gone missing with his whole family* Ahh
Wally: *the Grayson are now a cold case, he’s missing his other half and there is no such thing as sidekicks* Ahhh
Wally: *Is in Gotham with his Aunt Iris, at the age of thirteen, for a news conversation. Has someone fly into their room, rolls across and stops at his feet* Ahhhh
Wally: But we’re ten stories high?! *Sees that the large lump at his feet. Freaks internally at the sight of his best friend’s ink stained face and panicky threw him into the bathroom where the shower is still running* Ahhhhh
Batman: *burst in three minutes later, thank god the window was open* Where’s the Talon?
Wally: *close to having a meltdown* What the fuck is a Talon?
Batman: *scrutinizing the room and zero’s in on the bathroom* Who’s in there?
Wally: My aunt, you furry pervert.
Batman: Been in there for a long day.
Wally: It’s been a long day.
*Batman walks towards the bathroom and Wally pops in front of him*
Wally: Whoa there undies on suit. That’s my aunt. Get out or I’ll call the Flash and security.
Batman: No metas in Gotham.
Wally: *snorts* Do I give a fuck? *pulls out his phone* Everyone knows Flash pops up in Gotham once in a while. The fans keep track Batsy.
*Stare down between the two, Wally wins and Batman takes off*
Wally: Pussie
TalonDick: *pops up next to him* Pussie
Wally: *Internal screaming*