Hmmmm

Vinnie Everyman: "Eeeyikes!! How am i supposed to "everyman" THIS "hybrid" when HABIT keeps Slending me!"

The Rake:

Hello, Todd, looks like you’re awake. You have built yourself a reputation of disappointing your fans and frustrating your employees with an outdated engine. Let’s play a game; one I’m sure, you’re quite familiar with. Before you is the source code for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Almost all of the bugs expertly ironed out by what loyal fans you have left. There are five bugs left in the game, representing the five different, near-identical versions of the game. Each bug contains a number in the code that is part of the combination used to unlock the chains binding your wrists. For each time the game crashes, a bar in the ceiling above your head will slide away revealing a crate filled with unsold copies of Skyrim: Legendary Edition for the Xbox 360. Once there is no longer any supports, the crate will come crashing down, and Skyrim will be “released” upon its final platform: your broken body.

submitted 8/5/21: [the vibe of the twilight zone intro] there is a world, not too different from our own where instead of being unironically horny for catboy Jerma, they're unironically horny for Mr.Green.

RESIDENT EVIL 8 VILLAGE: SHADOW OF ROSE

My gift to you is a promise. I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. I’ll be there every birthday to watch you blow out the candles on your cake. I’ll be there to make you breakfast and walk you to school every day. I’ll be there when you have a bad dream and sing to you until you fall back asleep. I’ll hug you tight when you’re troubled or worried and tell you that everything’s going to be all right. You are my precious Rose. 

Never forget that. Dad.

Johnny cash is kind of a thot huh