Egoggy666 - Love Me Until I Love Myself

Geralt: never yell into a Collander

Jaskier: ???

Geralt: you'll strain your voice

Jaskier: 😑

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

Love me like there’s no tomorrow

pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster

I be sleeping in the master chief position

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

geraskier fics where geralt is a warlord will always hit