@/ukatu__datta: 飴玉と勝デ💥🥦
Akaza: I should kill you all right now but I'm not going to do that get in there and take care of your tired omega and pup and wait a couple of days and get a doctor-NOT YOU (points at shinobu) family members aiding their own tend to be too emotional involve to a situation like this you need someone who can act professional right now (leaving and the Hashira baffled to be lectured by a demon let alone Akuza) oh and Congratulations it's a girl
Akaza *still angry*: And I'll be back to check on Tanjirou and his pup! So you better take care of them!
Tanjirou: Thanks for helping me, Akaza!
Akaza *genuinely smiling*: I'll see you soon. Please, don't go on any missions for a while.
The Pillars: What just happened?
Izuku: How can you say to Todoroki-kun that we don’t trust him with our baby?
Bakugo: Because I don’t. Why did you even let him go check on her?
Izuku, turning up volume: Because, you’ll hear on the baby monitor that he’s doing great.
Todoroki, through monitor: Okay, little one. I’ll take great care of you, Uncle Shouto loves you so much.
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Izuku and Bakugo:
Izuku:…Was that her first word?
BKDK Baby: Papa.
Todoroki: No, no, little one. Papa is the mean grinch downstairs that we’re gonna go see, so I can rub this in his face.
Bakugo, shaking with anger:
Todoroki, through monitor: You hear that, asshat? She called me PAPA.
Izuku, running after Bakugo: KACCHAN NO!
Izuku, holding his hands up: Don’t touch me, I have superglue all over my hands.
Todoroki: How did that happen?
Izuku: Long story.
Bakugo, throwing a football at him: Oi Deku! Catch!
Izuku, catches ball with both hands: Got it!
Todoroki:
Bakugo, laughing his ass off:
Izuku, trying to pull his hands off: Aw, dang it.
Izuku: What are you two up to tonight?
Todoroki, talking about late-night training: I’m gonna make Bakugo beg for mercy tonight.
Izuku, blushing: What?
Bakugo: DON’T EVER FU*KING PHRASE IT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
💥: stop trying to outkiss me dammit! 🥦: i'm not- 💥: attacking me while i'm asleep is weak 🥦:
💥: it's a tie you know, you have to try harder 🥦: are you really keeping score
Izuku, after getting lost in the desert: Oh my God, we’re gonna die!
Bakugo: Calm down-
Izuku: Werewolves come out at night, Kacchan! I got thick thighs and a fat ass, I don’t want anyone eating me!
Bakugo: There’s a lot to unpack with that.
Mitsuki: Okay Katsuki it's time to leave, grab your things and come say bye to Auntie Inko.
Katsuki walks over to his mother and Inko with his small backpack of toys and a confused Izuku's hand clutched firmly in his. He glares up at his mother as fiercely as he could to make sure she didn't try to stop him.
Mitsuki: Brat you can't take Izuku with you.
Katsuki: But you said I had to grab my stuff and he's MY Deku.
Inko suggest a sleepover so Katsuki calms down a bit, but Mitsuki shakes her head.
"No, he will only become more attached to your boy. I know my brat."
And she manages to separate them somehow and carries Katsuki away, who's angrily sobbing because his mother took HIS Deku away from him.
Little Izuku is still confused, but he doesn't like to see Katsuki cry so he promises to pay him a visit.
"I'll see you soon, Kacchan!"
"Don't worry, it's still here"
Bakugo: Here’s your damn drink.
Izuku: Is your mother a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Bakugo, blushing: WHAT THE HELL?!
Izuku, runs away giggling:
Bakugo, chases him: DON’T JUST RIZZ AND RUN, YOU BITCH!