Ivan X Fedyor

My two only brain cells when Peter comes on screen :

If only I could have done the whole song

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If We Were Villains Fifth Edition Spoilers!

Totally forgot to post about this when I got it but OH MY GODDDDDD!! I LOVE ITTTTTT!

Also, look at James. Look at this man. I can’t even. I’m in love.

the best thing i’ve ever seen on screaming meals

WARNINGS: super fangirl reader, shipping, ships that not everyone will agree with

“So hear me out,” Y/N announced, walking into the large living room where everyone was gathered. There were a series of groans, everyone knowing exactly what would follow. “Wanda and Bucky.”

Steve looked horrified.

“NO!” Bucky and Wanda screamed.

Y/N laughed. “Hey, I never said I shipped it. But you’ll be surprised how many people do.”

The room fell into a state of silent horror.

Y/N laughed again, turning and walking out of the room.

A few seconds later, a shout of “Winter Witch” could be heard just down the corridor.

•

Everyone looked up in surprise as Y/N burst into the room at a full sprint, skidding to a stop in the middle. She held her phone up in the air. “STEVE AND WANDA,” she shrieked. Both looked at her, horrified and confused. Y/N was laughing so hard she was doubled over, clutching her stomach. “Scarlet America,” she wheezed.

And then she turned and ran out again, still laughing.

“Tony make her stop,” Steve begged.

Tony laughed. “No chance, Capsicle.”

•

The next time, Y/N was literally laughing so hard that she fell through the door. She lay in a heap in front of the door, her body shaking with silent laughter.

Steve sighed. “What now?”

“HAWKSILVER,” came the muffled reply, and she started laughing louder. She looked up, tears streaming down both cheeks. “Clint and Pietro.”

And then she crawled - literally crawled - away.

Tony burst out laughing.

•

The whole team was more than a little shocked and confused when they heard Y/N’s laughter from the ceiling. And then they became even more confused by what happened next.

Y/N fell from the ceiling. There was no simpler way to put it. Everyone looked up to the sound of the cover on the ceiling vent falling, and then Y/N followed after it.

“Did you crawl through the vents to get here?”

“You locked the door,” Y/N replied.

Then she stood up, laughing again. “You’re gonna love this one.

“NO,” everyone shouted.

“CapIron,” she said anyway.

The room went silent. Then, everyone except Steve, Bucky and Tony burst into laughter.

“Y/N, c'mon. What about Pepper?” Tony looked genuinely wounded.

“Y/N, no,” Steve said at the same time.

Bucky just looked mortified, as he glared at Tony, edging closer to Steve, who didn’t even seem to notice.

Y/N laughed, before turning and leaving the room, only stopping to unlock the door.

“No one is safe,” Clint hissed.

•

“That should stop her,” Tony announced, strolling calmly into the room.

Natasha looked up. “What did you do?”

Tony smirked. “I cut off the Internet connection to her phone.”

“Oh so now you stop her,” Steve muttered, “when it’s convenient to you.”

Tony shrugged. “Don’t be a baby, Capsicle.”

In the distance, they heard a shout. “I HAVE MOBILE DATA, YOU ARSEHOLE! ALSO THERE’S A CAFE WITH FREE WIFI OVER THE ROAD. SO JOKES ON YOU BITCH!”

Tony hung his head and groaned. Natasha laughed at him.

•

Y/N was unusually calm as she walked into the living room that morning. Because of this, everyone was suspicious.

Tony, Wanda, Clint, Pietro, Bucky and Steve, her usual victims, narrowed their eyes at her.

“Okay, okay, I’ve got one more for you,” Y/N announced.

“Y/N, no,” Steve replied sternly. “Just no.”

“Stucky,” Y/N said. There was no laughter, no amusement, just the name.

“Oh,” Steve said. He looked at Bucky, who shrugged.

“Oh,” Bucky repeated. “That’s not so bad. Much better than all the others.

Y/N looked like she was about to faint, scream, or both. “STUCKY SHIPS STUCKY,” she shrieked.

And then she did both. With a loud excited scream, she dropped to the ground, and proceeded to sob into the crook of her elbow.

Steve and Bucky smirked, while everyone else watched with concern.

Natasha stood up and walked over to her. “Are you okay?”

“YES! NO! I DON’T KNOW!” The girl let out a loud wail.

Smiling, Natasha leant down, and helped the girl up. Leading her out the door, she turned and smiled at Steve and Bucky.

When they reached the door, Y/N turned with tear streaked cheeks, and pointed at Steve and Bucky. “OTP,” she whispered dramatically.

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