Okay I’m Awake Time To Write For My Silly Little Phone Spiders

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the response to katya is just proof of the hatred of female characters that don't exist exclusively to support males

god forbid women have hobbies like braiding their dead best friends hair to cover up that she’s missing an ear or putting makeup on her corpse to make her look less necrotic or hallucinating a bacchanal feast while cannibalizing her

Someone gave me this idea like a month ago and i finally finished it today. I hope no one speedran it before me lol

Volume 1 Chapter 3 is live and alive!

Chapter 3 is finally here and it's the biggest update yet!

This update contains ~85k additional words (including code) worth of fluff and slice-of-life, bringing the average playthrough up to ~60k words!

To celebrate, there will be a ⭐ 30% Bonus EXP Event for the first week of release!

You can play the new update here!

🌈 CHAPTER 3 UPDATE HIGHLIGHTS:

• Volume 1, Chapter 3 (Home Bittersweet Home) is now complete! • 24 New Secrets to discover, 8 New Character Traits, 4 New Trinkets to collect, 2 New Quests to complete, and 1 New Song to sing-along! • You can now choose Paddy's and your twin's gender! • Aunt Julie and Uncle Robert's introduction! • Meet your pet cat or dog! • Name you and your twin's stuffed toys! • Even more customization options! • Get ready for Roselyna's birthday party! • Sneak peek of Chapter 4! • New art and updated stat notification graphics! • Roselyna is now more huggable than ever!

The full change log can be found by selecting "What’s New?” in the start menu. It's way too long to list here!

if i see even one more of my russian lit mutuals making pedantic complaints about how katya should be goncharova and not goncharov i'm going to lose my mind. As if the film isn't literally all about cultural dissonance. As if it's not OVERTLY satirical with regards to american stereotypes about Russians, especially back in the 70's when Scorsese was working. Like of course her name is the literalization of Americans misunderstanding and misappropriating other cultures and languages. And that's before we even get into the gender politics of giving Katya a masculine name. There's such an interesting conversation to be had about the strategic withholding of womanhood, even by Katya herself as a self-defense technique in the male-dominated and hypermasculine Naples mafia culture, but all you guys want to do is summarize the Wikipedia page for russian naming conventions to prove you were the runner-up in the 8th grade scholastic spelling bee. Like I understand the impulse but it really makes me worry for the reading comprehension on this website.

Currently watching Wednesday.

Poison Ivy origin stories are so tired, I tried a new one where she gets to be the evil scientist first 

this is explicitly a callout of neil gaiman’s god awful Poison Ivy story “Pavane” 

greenhouse🪴