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This weekend at Wizard World Raleigh I got to ask Tyler something at his autograph booth that I wanted to share with everyone and that is: What House would Tyler be in?
Not knowing if he’d read them or seen the movies I asked “Have you ever thought about what Hogwarts House you’d be in?” And the look on his face was embarrassment as he shrunk in on himself and grimaced, playing with his sharpie, his nose scrunching up.
“I don’t know anything about that! I don’t even— isn’t one Gryffindor? Or like, something like, Slytherin?”
My friend Corrine said those were two of them, and he asked what his other options were. I was ready to be like ‘that’s okay’ and move on because we’d already been talking to him for a few minutes , but he plowed ahead, wanting us to explain.
So we did.
Corrine told him Ravenclaw, and me Hufflepuff and he asked how he would know where he belonged. So there we were, explaining to Hoechlin about the House traits in the most unbiased way possible. We went with simple: Ambitious, holding learning above all else, loyalty, and bravery. Honestly, I thought he would go for bravery after all the surfing and crazy stuff he does but he looked at us and said “Ambitious how?”
Corrine went into it more, about how they aren’t all evil, and I explained about doing just about anything to get what they wanted in life. He looked down at his hands, seriously thinking about this question I’d asked, taking it to heart. HE WAS REALLY THINKING ABOUT IT. He said something along the lines of “Would it be like striving to do your best, no matter what? Doing what you want with your life?”
“Yeah,” I said. “Ambitious doesn’t have to be bad.” He nodded his head.
“Then I’m in Slytherin.”
Tyler Hoechlin is a ray of sunshine Slytherin, and I love it.
I talked about how I thought Derek was a Hufflepuff, because of his Loyalty and regard for it along with wanting a pack and trying to gather a new family and a place of belonging and making his pack strays and people who needed help, who were loners. (not in so many words, but I digress) Hoechlin agreed!
Hoechlin the Slytherin and Derek Hale the Hufflepuff. I may be a Gryffindor, but I love his answer.
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Stiles: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore my way out of this one
Jackson: man slaughter it is then
Bastard (Good)
You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
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Here are my results!
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Beautiful 😍
A very shy maned wolf stopping for a visit at a monastery in Brazil for a bite to eat provided by monks. Because of their super long legs, they walk more like giraffes than typical canines. Maned wolves pose no threat to humans.
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SOOOO GOOD! I just love Derek in this one ❤️😍
Take Me Back to the Start by thingcalledlove (wc26756, mature)
Summary: Derek had never intended to be named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. It just sort of happens. [Or, in which Derek stumbles into stardom, becoming the next big thing and Stiles somehow stumbles (read: gets pushed unwillingly by the rest of the pack) into the role of Derek's PR boyfriend.]
I really like this AU. Derek is still so Derek and the fake relationship aspect is very amusing.
Hey so fun new scam just dropped! I got a call earlier today from someone spoofing the local police department's desk number, asking me if there was a reason I'd missed my jury summons this morning.
Friends, I had not received a jury summons for this month. Which I told him, at which point his previously clear diction suddenly turned into a rapid mumble, only becoming clear for scary words like 'federal' and then asking to confirm my address, at which point I hung up and decided to call the police department later.
When I called the police department the desk officer sounded so tired y'all. All I had to say was "Hey I got a call earlier saying I missed jury duty this morning?" and she immediately sighed and told me that yes it was a scam that was going around and thanked me for calling to confirm.
So this is your periodic reminder that law enforcement agencies will not call you to tell you that you're in trouble. If you need to pay a fine of some sort they will mail you a physical invoice. Anyone calling you saying they're from the police or any other law enforcement organization (up to the CIA and yes I have heard of scammers attempting to impersonate CIA agents over the phone) who then tries to get financial information from you over the phone is a scammer.
I know I actually bang on about this a weird amount, but it is my fervent hope that the information will stick in peoples' brains if they get randomly selected for the adrenaline spike lottery. Scammers use scary words to get you to panic in order to shut down your critical thinking, and if even one person's brain spits out "Tumblr user waterhobbit said the cops/CIA/federal marshalls don't call about this shit" before their bank account routing number is in the hands of assholes I will consider it a job well done.
DRACO: *mindlessly flirting with Hermione*
HERMIONE: *flirts back*
DRACO:
HERMIONE:
DRACO:
HERMIONE: aren’t you going to say anything?
DRACO: I didn’t think I’d get this far.
"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.
"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.