Goddamn Asmo Just When I Thought Your Standards Couldn't Get Any Lower.

barbatos squared

pov: levi sends you a snap after you left the devildom

reaaaallly liked the new paradox prism powered sonics :) click for higher res cos tumblr really ate these

my comms are open btw ;)

Diavolo Headcannons

Dia brainrot go brrrrrr (pls I love this man)

warnings: NSFW (MDNI), couple of kinks mentioned, Diavolo having a sub-par father, author not knowing how to take things seriously (aka, use of the phrase "dicked down crazy style"), uhhh I feel like I'm missing something but I can't think of it so if I am pls lmk

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<3- He’s always been intrigued by humans; how such fragile creatures could have so much courage would never fail to amaze him. So when MC comes along, this sweet little thing who didn’t even know demons actually existed until a few weeks ago, he can’t help but be impressed on how little fear they show

<3- Immediately finds himself attracted to MC, but, of course, being the crowned Prince of the Devildom, he tries to keep things diplomatic. He didn’t want to risk a scandal, especially not now, since everything was finally working out to his liking

<3- MC recognizes Dia as the Prince, but because they didn’t grow up in the Devildom, they aren’t sure what that title exactly entails, so they stick to treating Dia like they would any other person, much to Lucifer’s chagrin and Diavolo’s delight

<3- With how casual MC is to Diavolo, he quickly finds himself falling for them, despite his best efforts not to. How could he be expected to not fall head over heels for them? Especially with their laugh when they’re caught off guard, or the side eye they give that seems especially reserved for Diavolo, when one of the brothers does something laughable. He feels special, as if their little silent conversations exist in a place no one can taint; its something just for them, and that’s something Diavolo has always yearned for

<3- As soon as he realized his feelings were something he couldn’t just brush over, he told MC. He’s a patient man, but he sees no point in hiding it from you, not when you two were already as close as you were. He swears his soul ascends to the Celestial Realm when you reveal that you feel the same

<3- Showers you in the finest jewels and gold (or silver if it matches your complexion better, cool toned shawtys gotta stick together FR). His father growing up only showed affection by gift giving, leaving Dia to lack any emotional warmth outside of material objects. While he tries to be better than his father, and is always praising you and showing love in any way he can, he especially loves giving you gifts, as that’s how he learned to show love

<3- He doesn’t mind receiving gifts from you, anything you give him he’ll cherish for the rest of his life, but he gets especially soft when you make him something. Little paper flowers? They’re the prettiest he’s ever seen. You bake him cookies? They’re the best he’s had in years (don’t worry, Barbs gets it). Give him origami you made in class when bored? He’s proposing then and there /j (/hj?). Just the idea that you thought about him and cared enough to make someone by hand makes him all soft and fuzzy inside. 

<3- Aside from handmade things, Diavolo adores quality time. Just having you sit near him while he’s doing paperwork or enjoying his tea send him over the moon

<3- Very protective. While he’s sweet with you, and would never let you see any other side, he is still a demon, and he would (and has) threatened or killed a few who wished harm on you, and he’d do it again without a second thought

<3- Loves loves loves pet names. Lover, My dear, Angel (ironic), Beloved, he hardly ever calls you by your name anymore

<3- Overall, very soft with his lover. He just wants them to know how much he loves and adores them

NSFW

<3- I know this is widely agreed upon fandom-wise, but I’ll say it again for good measure. Size. Kink. Seeing how small you are compared to him makes him want to rail you into next week. When you look up at him with those doe eyes of yours, having to crane your neck up to make eye contact? Done. He’s dead. He died. It’s over for him

<3- You know monster fuckers? That’s how he feels about humans. Human fucker? Idk, but his enamoration with humans doesn’t stop in the bedroom

<3- Tries to be soft with you, really, he does. But at some point he just breaks, and he needs to dick you down crazy style then and there

<3- Praise kink, going both ways. He’ll tell you how pretty you are and how good you’re being for him, and will nearly cum when you tell him how good he’s making you feel

<3- He’s open to a lot of kinks, but isn’t likely to bring them up. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love experimenting though. Actually, it’s you who makes him realize he’s into a lot more than he thought he was

<3- Loves giving head. Really, good luck getting him off of you once he starts. He’ll be down there as long as you’ll let him, accidentally overstimulating you pretty much every time. But when he paws at your clothes and looks at you pleadingly, you can’t help but give him what he wants

<3- Generally, Dia’s just a big boy who wants to make his little human feel good. Boy’s absolutely whipped for you, and isn’t afraid to show it. Anyone who has a problem with it will be taken care of

for me as a Mephisto kinnie and stan it's so painful to see how people depreciate his friendship with Diavolo. when Mephisto starts adoring Dia everyone is babbling about how gay he is, but he was just raised to praise the young prince, his friendship is based on praising and I don't see anything gay there. it's even sad, knowing about their canon relationships. he wants to be noticed and doesn't wants to be abandoned. I hope people will stop this fetishism about making every male/male interaction in this game about being gay. friendship exists too.

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So you know that one trend on Tictok with the "Day after tomorrow" song? I decided to write that but with some of the boys (this may not make sence unless you know the trend lol)

(I didn't do all the characters cause I didn't want to)

Diavolo-

My forbidden lover (the human I kidnapped) has been imprisoned (Lucifer grounded them) and I have lost count of how many days have passed since we last saw each other (I saw them five minutes ago at a council meeting) 

Lucifer-

My dear lover has gone off to war (Is visiting family in the human realm for the holidays) and I fear they will not survive the harsh winters (it's snowing) it's been months and they have yet to respond to my letters (I sent them a text three seconds ago and they are typing as we speak)

Leviathan-

My spouse has been cheating on me! (They smiled at one of my brothers) I have never felt so sad and alone! (We are holding hands and are very happy) my entire world is crumbling apart! (They haven't kissed me in five minutes) I fear they dont love me anymore (they tell me they love me a million times a day)

Satan-

Father has sent my star crossed lover far away to keep them away from me (Lucifer sent them to deliver something to Diavolo) I plan to run away to find them (I'm walking with them to the castle) I long for they day I get to hold them in my arms again (they've hugged me many times as we walked.)