Did Not Realise The Obey Me App Has The Demon Brothers Talking To You When You Get A Notif With Your

And I've literally fucked your king.

Thank you for the tag @mylovescara !!

Last song : BABYMETAL - Gimme Chocolate.

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Gimme Chocolate!!

BABYMETAL · Song · 2015

Currently watching : LOVE is war, Horimiya, Jojo

Currently reading : Tokyo Revengers, Oyasumi Punpun, SpyXFamily

Current obsession : Knitting, Obey me, Genshin (Ahem.. Kaeya..) and Birds.

No pressure tags !! 😊

@arianedessine @zhonglis-tea-cup @obeymeimaginesandasks

tag nine people you would like to know better: tagged by miss Mao herself what an honor <;3 @itoshisoup I will win the competition for most boring hehe

last song: Here’s the Thing by Don Bronco! toxic as hell but its catchy af. ever since I saw them in concert a couple of weeks ago ive been bingeing their music

currently watching: jigokuraku, rewatching neon genesis Evangelion (im already on rebuild #4 it went by so fast booo). im gonna need a new anime someone drop some suggestions T_T

currently reading: I had ordered 2ha months ago and they are both currently sitting on my shelf but I’ve made no progress LOL. I did just order the entire 86 light novel series I might end up reading that first </3

current obsession: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t really say im obsessed with something per se. I need a new hyper fixation </3 im very brainrotted on yuuta as you know but what else is new

no pressure tags: gonna go through my notifs and tag the first nine peeps in there LOL but everyone is tagged in spirit pls go ahead!!

@touyangel @tyga-lily @yeagerbombs @dabisqueen @gunfiendbabymama @yuutaok @pinkkittysaw @buerriberry @gojoest

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Library

Thank you for taking the time to check out my fan comics for Obey Me. I’ve become fairly obsessed with the game and these are the results. I hope in some way these comics brighten your day, or bring some strange to it. MC switches between human and sheep a lot in the comics, as a way to express comedic emotions or if I just feel like it. 

Originally uploaded on Reddit, moved to tumblr for archival purposes. 

Updates on Saturday (unless IRL gets in the way)

Original Order:

1a , 1b , 2a , 2b  , 2c , 2d , 3a , 3b , 4a , 4b  , 5a  , 5b , 6a , 6b , 7a , 7b , 8a , 8b , 9a , 9b , 10 ,  11a , 11b ,

Character Specific Comics:

Lucifer:  2a , 2b , 2c , 3a , 3b ,

Mammon:  4a , 4b ,

Levi:  5a , 5b , 10

Satan: 6a , 6b ,

Asmo:  7a , 7b ,

Beel: 1a , 1b , 2d , 8a , 8b , 11a , 11b ,

Belphie: 9a , 9b , 

Specials:

TrickOrTreat , 

I request…diavolo courting headcanons with an exasperated barbatos sprinkled in

Super late, but I hope you enjoy it. I love when Diavolo causes trouble for Barbatos but Barbs just kind of manages because affection duty. I could probably have done a few more, but I think I got a good chunk of stuff. I put a few MC courting Diavolo at the end since I realized the request wasn't specific that only Diavolo did the courting and because Diavolo is babygirl/babyboy and deserves courting too.

Diavolo courting headcanons

(Diavolo x gn!MC) (SFW)

Diavolo has no idea how he’s supposed to court a human. He’s never courted anyone (except for Lucifer, in his own, naïve, convoluted and lovestruck way – and even then, he didn’t acknowledge it as courting). He’s been courted by a few brave witches and demons, but it didn’t go anywhere, so he doesn’t care to replicate someone else’s failed attempt at courting. Other than that, he’s only read whatever made it into his family’s history. His father didn’t speak about Diavolo’s mother – let alone their courtship. In short, this poor man is lost and scrambling the entire time.

He turns to Barbatos, Lucifer, and Solomon for advice. None of them are keen to help him seduce MC if they already like MC, but Solomon is the only one to actively sabotage Diavolo’s plans on occasion. Solomon has suggested that Diavolo pick one day a week to actively avoid you so you’ll want him more or that he fill your entire room up with balloons in your least favorite color so you can enjoy destroying them or that humans enjoy being watched while they sleep and doing so shows that you will protect them when they’re most vulnerable. Barbatos catches on to his weird plots and attempts to stop him if he’s at risk of troubling you. Barbatos just counts this as another reason to be a bitch to Solomon the next time he sees him.

Eventually, Diavolo decides that the best course of action is to do whatever he can to see that precious smile on your face and just be around you. He may not know what he’s doing, but he knows that nothing in any realm could feel better than when he catches your gaze in his and you smile at him affectionately.

As such, he asks you to accompany him in his study while he does paperwork late into the night. No one else has the privilege of bothering him while he works. Literally. Barbatos doesn’t allow anyone to interrupt Diavolo when he has important work to do. Diavolo sneaks you in when he asks you to keep him company. It’s actually a great environment for reading and studying. He feels more productive having you around (most of the time). Sometimes he’s distracted by his desire for you, and he takes a short break “to refocus.” If his paperwork isn’t confidential and you’re lonely, he’ll let you sit in his lap.

Some nights, Diavolo has so much work that you fall asleep to quiet music, scribbling, and pages turning. When Barbatos comes to deliver tea, only to find you asleep on the couch, he sighs and escorts or just straight up carries you to a spare room to rest. He’ll scold Diavolo in the morning, but he doesn’t put any extra effort to prevent Diavolo from sneaking you in – not after he saw how affectionately and longingly Diavolo stared at you when Barbatos sent you off to bed. Barbatos hates that he has such a soft spot for you both sometimes.

Diavolo doesn’t tell anyone, but once he establishes peace between all three realms, he wants to build an entire city in your honor. It’s one of the dreams that sustains him when he feels like a failure. He has to do this for you.

He wants his love for you written in history books. This man is down so bad, that he needs you to be remembered in the history of the Devildom. If your name died with you, he would tear the Devildom to pieces until every denizen memorized your name. You’re such a comfort in his daunting, stressful life, he needs your beauty to stain the world. This is the only way he can cope with the thought of you dying one day.

Diavolo will open entire public parks and gardens dedicated to you. If you’re shy or don’t want recognition, he does it secretly and only tells you that he opened it in your honor. Unfortunately, he always invites you to the opening ceremony, and anyone who sees the way he looks at you will know that this is all for you. He plants your favorite devildom plants or flowers that blossom in your favorite color. Usually, he includes some kind of water feature (pond, lake, elaborate fountains) or interesting sculpture. Sometimes they’re so romantic that he gets a bit jealous that other couples get to spend more time there with each other than he can with you.

With Solomon’s help, Diavolo imports your favorite human world flower and plants it somewhere hidden in the garden at the Demon Lord’s castle. He will not allow Barbatos to tend to the flowers and takes pride in the fact that he’s the only one keeping that gift to you alive. One time, he suddenly got too sick to leave his bed and couldn’t water the flowers, so he allowed Barbatos to water them. However, he sulked for a week afterwards, and Barbatos couldn’t raise his spirits no matter what he did. It was so troublesome that Barbatos decided the next time Diavolo was too sick to tend to the flowers, he would rather carry Diavolo there or transport him in a wheelchair and help Diavolo water the plants than do it himself.

The prince offers MC a lot of gifts – an excessive amount of gifts. He gives you clothes he thinks would look good on you, cute things (like charms, plushies, cups, etc.), delicious and often expensive food and drinks, and anything you seem to take interest in. This man would give you an entire armory if you wanted it. It gets to the point that it’s overwhelming (and would be uncomfortable for most humans. If you love gifts, you start running out of space to put things). Barbatos has to point out that he makes you uncomfortable if you won’t. (Or if you don’t get uncomfortable, Barbatos notes how cramped/cluttered your room is after delivering one of many gifts and informs Diavolo that he must cut back.) “My Lord, you ought to show some restraint. Certainly, MC will still adore you with a few less presents.”

Diavolo offers you his arm whenever you are walking in the same direction as him at RAD. He loves being your escort. Who else gets to say that the future king walked them to class? You have to understand that you’re special, right? He’ll offer to escort you if he has the time when he sees you around town, too. Diavolo will only stop offering if you ask him to. However, if you ask him to stop because others are being cruel to you due to his special attention, he will give you an option: he can be more secretive about his affection or he can deal with anyone who is cruel to you “in an appropriate manner.” Do not ask him to elaborate.

Speaking of being your escort. Diavolo loves to invite you to fancy parties. It’s a good way to make his intentions clear to you and any of your potential suitors (Suck it, Lucifer). Incidentally, it also sends a message to his own potential suitors (Suck it again, Lucifer). Besides, he wishes to keep you by his side in the future, so he’d like you to get more accustomed to royal affairs. But, mostly, he just likes showing off his beloved.

Diavolo is always the first person to ask for your hand at a dance – even if he didn’t invite you to the party. He’s very formal about it - he even bows to you and kisses your hand. Mephistopheles gives you shit about making Diavolo, of all demons, bow to a human. He’s a bit jealous, and he can’t stand the idea of Diavolo lowering himself or potentially harming his reputation by looking like such a lovestruck fool. (One time, Diavolo overheard this and informed Mephisto, “Ah, but I am a lovestruck fool for MC. Why should I not appear exactly as I am? Is there something unbecoming about me, Mephistopheles?” Mephisto let that shit go real quick.)

If Diavolo sees that you are stressed, upset, having a panic attack, etc, he’ll transform into his demon form and wrap his large wings around you as he holds you until you feel better. He knows he can’t protect you from everything all the time, but in that moment, he wants you to know that he will shield you from the entire world until you feel safe. If you get claustrophobic or this makes you more uncomfortable, it will break his heart a little bit, but he’ll work with you to figure out a better solution. He’ll do anything to make you feel safe and comfortable.

Diavolo spends time planning vacations with you instead of doing work around the holidays – which results in a rather annoyed Barbatos. Consequently, Barbatos forbids you from visiting the castle until Diavolo finishes his work. Diavolo ends up exhausted all week between catching up on his work and trying to plan the perfect vacation, which only frustrates Barbatos further. Eventually, he gets his work done. Barbs can’t even get mad at you because he knows you didn’t ask Diavolo to be so reckless with his time, but if you could find a way to get Diavolo to manage his time better or delegate vacation plans, Barbatos would be grateful beyond words.

MC does not need to do anything official to “court” Diavolo on their end, but any time you get him a gift, it means more than he can express – so long as you actually give it some thought. If it’s a couple’s/matching item, he will be over the moon – gushing over it around anyone who will listen. Every once in a while, Barbatos will consider asking you to avoid giving Diavolo matching presents because if he has to hear about a little acrylic charm for two weeks again, he’s going to use a glamour to make little D. no. 2 look like him and stand in his place.

You can melt Diavolo into a blushing mess if you offer him your hand or arm and escort him anywhere – but especially if you do it when getting out of a car or on the way to a party. If you ask him to dance, even if it’s somewhere secluded, he will feel adored. Whether it’s in front of the entire student body at a RAD party or a random balcony in the Demon Lord’s castle under the moonlight or in his study because a particular song started to play while he was working, he’ll be delighted and take your hand with a chuckle.

The best thing you could do to court Diavolo would be to take his hand and ask to visit either the mausoleum or wherever his father is being kept so that you can declare your affection for Diavolo in front of his ancestors/family. If you compliment him and bring an offering of flowers for his family, he might actually cry. He will never feel more desired than at that moment. If you ask for permission to be with him (although he would be equally happy if you just inform his family that you love him and plan to stay by his side), even if his father rose from his rest or his ancestors rose from the dead to deny you, he would go against them.

I feel so lucky

I like the idea of dating Diavolo while still living at the HOL and it's getting late so Lucifer tries to send the deeply in love demon home and he doesn't want to but finally gives in when Lucifer gives him the look. Then not even 5 minutes later you have the future king of the devildom knocking on your bedroom window trying to get in again for more cuddles alakkgldlflsl 💕

Obey Me, 666writingcafe Edition (Lessons 1-20)

Lesson 1: Welcome to the Devildom

Lesson 2: How to Make a Pact with a Demon

Lesson 3: How to Make the Avatar of Envy Furiously Jealous

Lesson 4: How to Deal with a Mystery Demon

Lesson 5: How to Befriend the Avatar of Gluttony

Lesson 6: How to Pass the First Devildom Test

Lesson 7: How to Plan the Perfect Sleepover

Lesson 8: How to Perfect a Balancing Act

Lesson 9: How to Mend a Broken Relationship (That Has Been Broken for Hundreds of Years)

Lesson 10: How to Win a Dating Sim Game When Everyone Wants to Either Date You or Kill You

Lesson 11: How to Solve a Mystery

Lesson 12: How to Win a Game You Didn't Know You Didn’t Know You Were Playing

Lesson 13: How to Save Lives

Lesson 14: How to Assist a Demon

Lesson 15: How to Learn the History of Several Millennia in A Single Conversation

Lesson 16: How to Come to Terms with One's Ancestry

Lesson 17: How to Atone for Perceived Sins

Lesson 18: How to Buy a Gift for Someone You Don't Particularly Like

Lesson 19: How to Begin Saying Goodbye

Lesson 20: How to Finish Saying Goodbye

(Part 2) Since there isn't an extra mini-story of this in Obey Me! Nightbringer yet, I decided to write about the characters in the origin time after MC disappeared (contains spoilers and HCs)