Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

but the thing is,

i don't believe diavolo is "canonically yandere"

and here is why:

first off, those admissions are not unique to "yandere" characters only. multiple characters have expressed wanting to keep mc to themselves. given a chance, they would proclaim so. it can't be a fact contributing to diavolo = yandere if other "non-yandere" characters (say, mammon or asmodeus, or perhaps simeon) would or have already proclaimed such things. Obey Me is a romance oriented game. It is quite normal to hear/read lines of the sort, no matter the character archetype. I've played otome/gacha games including Solmare's games since back when they were still Shall We Date.

second, his character song. i genuinely believe his character song isn't meant to suggest that he's yandere. i personally didn't feel any of the sort. if anything, diavolo's character song seems to suggest desperation. like he was doing his best to sell himself to mc.

"Have you noticed? This is my charm."

"Please don't look away I will catch your heartbeats Say no more and come here"

"I'm a formidable No.1 The unmatched only one Fear nothing and move forward Run run run Always singing with grace La la la la la"

"I have nothing to hide, I am always honest As long as I can, I will do anything for you So yeah, "as an exchange"... ...may not be an appropriate expression But I want that love from you in return"

Even the chorus feels like he was trying to convince mc and him both.

"Fear nothing and move forward." seems to be a message to himself, a reminder that despite possible, suggested fears of not being chosen, not being the closest to the player in comparison to the brothers, especially Lucifer.

It's very hard to explain and I probably should be doing my research paper instead but technically, he is the number 1. He's the prince of Devildom. He has the authority, the riches, the power. He's royalty. But compared to Lucifer and the brothers, he has barely any way to connect to mc. Not to mention that Lucifer is the more present and active forefront.

It's also like...like he thinks he needs to exchange luxury or materials things to be loved.

Honestly I don't think I have enough non-neurodivergent braincells to be able to express my views on the matter clearly and concisely, so this ends here.

pov: levi sends you a snap after you left the devildom

Diavolo Headcannons

Dia brainrot go brrrrrr (pls I love this man)

warnings: NSFW (MDNI), couple of kinks mentioned, Diavolo having a sub-par father, author not knowing how to take things seriously (aka, use of the phrase "dicked down crazy style"), uhhh I feel like I'm missing something but I can't think of it so if I am pls lmk

SFW

<3- He’s always been intrigued by humans; how such fragile creatures could have so much courage would never fail to amaze him. So when MC comes along, this sweet little thing who didn’t even know demons actually existed until a few weeks ago, he can’t help but be impressed on how little fear they show

<3- Immediately finds himself attracted to MC, but, of course, being the crowned Prince of the Devildom, he tries to keep things diplomatic. He didn’t want to risk a scandal, especially not now, since everything was finally working out to his liking

<3- MC recognizes Dia as the Prince, but because they didn’t grow up in the Devildom, they aren’t sure what that title exactly entails, so they stick to treating Dia like they would any other person, much to Lucifer’s chagrin and Diavolo’s delight

<3- With how casual MC is to Diavolo, he quickly finds himself falling for them, despite his best efforts not to. How could he be expected to not fall head over heels for them? Especially with their laugh when they’re caught off guard, or the side eye they give that seems especially reserved for Diavolo, when one of the brothers does something laughable. He feels special, as if their little silent conversations exist in a place no one can taint; its something just for them, and that’s something Diavolo has always yearned for

<3- As soon as he realized his feelings were something he couldn’t just brush over, he told MC. He’s a patient man, but he sees no point in hiding it from you, not when you two were already as close as you were. He swears his soul ascends to the Celestial Realm when you reveal that you feel the same

<3- Showers you in the finest jewels and gold (or silver if it matches your complexion better, cool toned shawtys gotta stick together FR). His father growing up only showed affection by gift giving, leaving Dia to lack any emotional warmth outside of material objects. While he tries to be better than his father, and is always praising you and showing love in any way he can, he especially loves giving you gifts, as that’s how he learned to show love

<3- He doesn’t mind receiving gifts from you, anything you give him he’ll cherish for the rest of his life, but he gets especially soft when you make him something. Little paper flowers? They’re the prettiest he’s ever seen. You bake him cookies? They’re the best he’s had in years (don’t worry, Barbs gets it). Give him origami you made in class when bored? He’s proposing then and there /j (/hj?). Just the idea that you thought about him and cared enough to make someone by hand makes him all soft and fuzzy inside. 

<3- Aside from handmade things, Diavolo adores quality time. Just having you sit near him while he’s doing paperwork or enjoying his tea send him over the moon

<3- Very protective. While he’s sweet with you, and would never let you see any other side, he is still a demon, and he would (and has) threatened or killed a few who wished harm on you, and he’d do it again without a second thought

<3- Loves loves loves pet names. Lover, My dear, Angel (ironic), Beloved, he hardly ever calls you by your name anymore

<3- Overall, very soft with his lover. He just wants them to know how much he loves and adores them

NSFW

<3- I know this is widely agreed upon fandom-wise, but I’ll say it again for good measure. Size. Kink. Seeing how small you are compared to him makes him want to rail you into next week. When you look up at him with those doe eyes of yours, having to crane your neck up to make eye contact? Done. He’s dead. He died. It’s over for him

<3- You know monster fuckers? That’s how he feels about humans. Human fucker? Idk, but his enamoration with humans doesn’t stop in the bedroom

<3- Tries to be soft with you, really, he does. But at some point he just breaks, and he needs to dick you down crazy style then and there

<3- Praise kink, going both ways. He’ll tell you how pretty you are and how good you’re being for him, and will nearly cum when you tell him how good he’s making you feel

<3- He’s open to a lot of kinks, but isn’t likely to bring them up. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love experimenting though. Actually, it’s you who makes him realize he’s into a lot more than he thought he was

<3- Loves giving head. Really, good luck getting him off of you once he starts. He’ll be down there as long as you’ll let him, accidentally overstimulating you pretty much every time. But when he paws at your clothes and looks at you pleadingly, you can’t help but give him what he wants

<3- Generally, Dia’s just a big boy who wants to make his little human feel good. Boy’s absolutely whipped for you, and isn’t afraid to show it. Anyone who has a problem with it will be taken care of

I am having a brainrot about Beel

!!Spoilers from season 1!!

Beel sees himself as the protector of his family and loved ones. He used to be one of Lucifer's bodyguards if I am not mistaken and the angel the guards the gates of the Celestial Realm.

We know of the hurt he felt when he failed to protect Lilith and have her die before his eye. It's canon that not only does he blame himself but he also used to think that Belphie hated him for it.

Now imagine how he felt when he realized that Belphie was not in the human world but locked in the attic. He must have thought he failed as a protector ones again and to make the matters even worse, he had to go up against Lucifer too!! Another member of the family.

That lesson when Belphegor revealed himself to everyone was the lesson where Beel realize how much he failed in protecting his loved ones, the one thing he loves more than food.(In the unspoken feelings card is revealed that he thinks of his family 50% of the time while he thinks about food only 40% of the time)

And a few lessons later, MC dies at the hands of his own twin brother, failing once again to protect the ones important to him.

Beel has so much angst potential and I don't see it being talked about too often. There are so many scenarios where you can put him that would bring out parts of his character other than his love for food.

I wanna see fanfictions where he fails to protect MC and about all the mixed feelings that he would have about it. Him thinking he is not good enough for them because he couldn't shield from danger and that MC should be with someone that can protect them. What kind of protector is he if all his loved ones keep getting hurt.

I love Beel and I hate to see him suffering but he also has some really good angst potential outside of 'can't control my hunger/strenght so I might hurt them'.

Kissing Diavolo Awake

You squirmed as someone shook you awake. Barbatos smiled as you groaned, trying to wiggle out of Diavolo’s iron grip on your waist. 

“Morning, Barbatos.” You said. 

“Good morning.” He said and gestured to the tray that was on the bedside table. “I’ve already brought you two breakfasts. Can I count on you to coax the young master out of bed?” 

“Yep. We’ll be down in a bit.” You said. Barbatos nodded and left the room. You turned to Daivolo whose face was scrunched up, pretending to be asleep. You kissed his forehead. He smiled but tried to hide it by snuggling into you. 

“C’mon, Dia.” You said, trying to wiggle your way out of his grip. Diavolo held on tighter. You finally resigned yourself to being stuck and changed tactics. You pulled him away just enough to get to his face and attacked. You started to smother him with your kisses. He laughed and tried halfheartedly  squirming away from you. You refused to let him. 

“You. Have. To. Get. Up.” You said, punctuating each word with another kiss. He groaned. 

“Fine. Fine.” Diavolo said. He sat up and hugged you. “Waking up next to you is the best thing I could ask for.”

i would 1000000000% die for him :((

I feel so lucky

barbatos squared

reaaaallly liked the new paradox prism powered sonics :) click for higher res cos tumblr really ate these

my comms are open btw ;)

Hello may I request harpy!mammon (you may skip over this if you like)

Harpy! Mammon hates sharing any of his treasures with his brothers so he tries his best to shield you away from their sights.

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