ergodyke

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René Lalique (French, 1860-1945); 'Alia; Source de la Fontaine' a Large Frosted and Polished Glass Statue

i had the idea for this last tdov but it didnt come together until now 🥖🍷 though i'm not religious, this quote is beloved to me

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

"passive egression" Rough anim loop

is this a safe space. can i talk abt werewolf dykes overpowering vampire dykes and knotting them or no.

The sexiest thing someone could say to me is “I found a printer that always works and I’m gonna buy it for you”. Im dead fucking serious. I will lick n suck on you for two thousand years if you give me a printer that isn’t fucking evil and possessed.

Creamy leek n potato soup with crispy bacon and sourdough bread yeahhhhhh we’re fucking it up in here

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

I would do anything to watch Mike Flanagans creations for the first time again

Midnight Mass, Book VII: Revelation

“—I had never seen any adult woman who looked like I thought I would when I grew up. There were no women on television like the small woman reflected in this mirror, none on the streets. I knew. I was always searching.

For a moment in that mirror I saw the woman I was growing up to be staring back at me. She looked scared and sad. I wondered if I was brave enough to grow up and be her.”

-stone butch blues by Leslie feinberg, p29

Letterpress print on black linen cloth. 24point clearface heavy. This took 4 hours to set the type btw.

Text reads: “I fantasize about a dildo with nerve endings. I type "how to fuck a partner with my clitoris" into the search bar. The results are articles & reddit posts with tips for helping your boyfriend find your clit. I realy think str8 folks should have to search through dozens of search results about Dyke sex before finding whatever they were actually looking for. Anyway. I imagine pulling my leather harness over my hips, the black silicone connecting just above my clit. They kiss me and trace the scars on my chest. They let me touch them & they touch my silicone, they guide me inside of them. I'm not sure what this would feel like, A dildo with nerve endings does not yet exist. But I know it would be as close to heaven as i'll get.”

Chinese, Ornament in the Form of a Coiled Snake, late 11th–10th century BCE; Western Zhou dynasty, 1050–771 BCE; bronze.

Courtesy Alain Truong

One day I will successfully find my holy grail item for a reasonable price in decent condition, and I will win the eBay bidding war and everything will be right in the world.

This is the prayer I repeat daily whilst scouring the internet.

No one can know what the item is until it has been successfully purchased and integrated into my chamber, for I do not trust anyone with this information! It is a rare and sought after gem and it must be claimed by myself before I can reveal its beauty to the masses!!

Everytime I see a post that I disagree with my immediate reaction is ‘BOOOOOO, hissssss, tomato tomato!!!’

So just know you’ve been publicly shamed and pelted with vegetables in the townsquare inside my head if you’ve ever posted a bad take

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

I’m gay because of whatever Spike, Drusilla and Angel were doing on my screen at a formative age.

I’m also a masochist for the same reason!

"what do butch4butch couples even do" um this

"Ira Jeffries (far right), with her girlfriend, Snowbaby, and her mother, Bonita (standing), celebrating Ira's sixteenth birthday in a Harlem club" from the Lesbian Herstory Archives. Captioned: "I'm the butch but I'm not allowed to dress as I please yet."

source: The Persistent Desire: A Femme-Butch Reader, edited by Joan Nestle

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

Worship Your Form!

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

Someone needs to take away my eBay account because I can’t stop buying Really Cool Stuff.

One can only buy so many vintage fetish magazines and cryptozoology magazines and lame T-shirts before it becomes a Problem.

Oh but “I’ll create an archive one day” I say! “I’ll invest in a button making machine!” Bro you have a metric ton of vintage fet porn it’s becoming a problem.

Anyway maybe I’ll take pics and show you some of the insane awesome stuff I have one day to make it feel more acceptable

Post 5 songs you like then send this to 10 of your favorite followers✨ (no pressure!)

So excited to get this ask! I’ve included 6 rather than 5, I’ll claim it’s for layout reasons and not because I can’t make a choice to save my life…

I really struggled with choosing because I love such a wide range of music but I chose the songs I’ve had on repeat recently.

Mindless self indulgence have pretty reliably been in the rotation for over a decade now and surprisingly to no one the song with faggot in the title has been in my fagdyke ears a lot!

Nerf herder are soooo right btw, I don’t want a boyfriend, WHAT I WANT IS MR SPOCK!!!

I discovered cibo matto on my recent rewatch of buffy the vampire slayer (nerf herder and morcheeba are also featured although I somehow hadn’t realised this until this rewatch!) and they are so freaking awesome!! They have an entire album with lyrics about food and the band name literally translates to crazy food, dare I say they are the coolest people ever.

The downward spiral by nine inch nails is one of my favourite albums and this coil remix of closer is freaking delicious.

I’ve been listening to morcheeba since I was in the womb (Thanku to my mam for her awesome music taste) and have been listening to this song a lot recently! (I have a really cool morcheeba tshirt with some crazy lore which I will probably share someday soon..)

Finally and most importantly, I had to include at least one Welsh language song/artist. I’ve been grieving the loss of my ability to visit my homeland since becoming increasingly disabled and since living in England for so long I’ve largely forgotten my native tongue. I’ve been listening to lots of Welsh language music recently to try and feel closer to my roots and sage todz is a favourite! I would be remiss not to also mention the lovely band adwaith who I’ve been enjoying recently and who hail from my hometown Caerfyrddin!

ANYWAY, I would apologise for the unnecessary ramble but who would I be if I didn’t over explain myself and the things I love..

Thank you to my lovely moot for the ask and opportunity to natter about some songs I’m passionate about <33

You might see something by me in there… go support this awesome project if you can!

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From: Phyllis Christopher, Pictures of The Lesbian Underground

Timelapse fungus gifs

My gender is fagdyke and my pronouns are he/they and I am just some guy and also I have really good tits.

And it really doesn’t matter to me if that doesn’t make sense to you. It doesn’t make sense to me how perfect my tits are either.

birth of the mermaid

I love you ao3 filtering system. I am in a long committed relationship with the wonderful ao3 filters. Your ease of use delights me.

A couple of years ago I discovered this beautiful, largely queer, arthouse porn and fetish site- and then I forgot the name. I have spent actual years thinking about some of the films, trying to find it again, AND I HAVEJUST FOUND IT. so shout out to a four chambered heart!! I have been SEARCHING for you and I’m so glad to be back.