When Izzy First Walked Out I Was Worried That He Would Be Made Into A Joke That The Crew Would Laugh

Just watched videodrome and now I’m watching twin peaks, ur day can’t even compare to mine.

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

I yearn for new and updated scooby doo console games

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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

Someone needs to take away my eBay account because I can’t stop buying Really Cool Stuff.

One can only buy so many vintage fetish magazines and cryptozoology magazines and lame T-shirts before it becomes a Problem.

Oh but “I’ll create an archive one day” I say! “I’ll invest in a button making machine!” Bro you have a metric ton of vintage fet porn it’s becoming a problem.

Anyway maybe I’ll take pics and show you some of the insane awesome stuff I have one day to make it feel more acceptable

is this a safe space. can i talk abt werewolf dykes overpowering vampire dykes and knotting them or no.

its the simple things

I would do anything to watch Mike Flanagans creations for the first time again

Midnight Mass, Book VII: Revelation

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually