Ergodyke

fuck you. [breaks you down into your base elements and deletes them one at a time]

Just watched videodrome and now I’m watching twin peaks, ur day can’t even compare to mine.

Vintage Homoerotic Photographs from issue 93 of kink and leather magazine Drummer by photographer George Dureau depicting different bodied men

René Lalique (French, 1860-1945); 'Alia; Source de la Fontaine' a Large Frosted and Polished Glass Statue

Everytime I see a post that I disagree with my immediate reaction is ‘BOOOOOO, hissssss, tomato tomato!!!’

So just know you’ve been publicly shamed and pelted with vegetables in the townsquare inside my head if you’ve ever posted a bad take

The sexiest thing someone could say to me is “I found a printer that always works and I’m gonna buy it for you”. Im dead fucking serious. I will lick n suck on you for two thousand years if you give me a printer that isn’t fucking evil and possessed.

a series of coasters referenced from open directory files

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as BUFFY SUMMERS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 2.12 "Bad Eggs"

“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"