I Wanted More Than Life Could Ever Grant Me

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

a series of coasters referenced from open directory files

Every single time I write Hugh Dancy I misspell it as Dancey and then imagine Hugh Danc(e)y having a little jig.

I’m being so fucking serious this happens at least once a week. He gets a lot of dancing done.

Just watched videodrome and now I’m watching twin peaks, ur day can’t even compare to mine.

René Lalique (French, 1860-1945); 'Alia; Source de la Fontaine' a Large Frosted and Polished Glass Statue

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

eddie wrapped his v-day present himself this year 💝

I yearn for new and updated scooby doo console games

Hannibal 1.01 Apéritif

VIDEODROME (1983) dir. DAVID CRONENBERG