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Wouldn’t it be interesting if the first time somebody does a crime then we tell them to pay what they owe and walk away, but the second time they do it they would get double the amount of punishment they would’ve originally gotten when they did it the first time? I dunno, just thinkin’, heh

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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating…

She says, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”

One of the Bulgarian men says, “Can’t you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry.”

The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, “So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??”

One of the other businessmen replies, “The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!”

“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realise they were the big things.”

— Robert Brault

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What a time to be alive. The former Silva Lanes Bowling Alley in Santa Fe is now the “House of Eternal Return” - a trippy Victorian house built to scale inside the bowling alley by pioneering art collective, Meow Wolf.

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