“Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Learn.”

Your mom was the first escape room you’ve ever done.

“Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.”

— Azra Tabassum

let him in you monster!!

One minute of Elon Musks income would set an average worker for life.

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know… a little peace and quiet?”

“Yeah. But today is the last day…”

“You have to understand that sometimes closure will come in ways that we don’t want it to and in ways that we aren’t ever prepared for. I know it’s hard to accept, but nevertheless that’s still closure.”

— j.t.l

This justifies killing

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

“August” by Mary Oliver

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