Obsessed With Vampires But Specifically When They're Really Pathetic

Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

In the Desert View Motel

"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith. Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness.(2 Timothy 4:7)"

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Love the vibe!

the saga: x | x | x

No tbh I understand that everyone was crying and upset when Elder Faerie died, but now I'm kinda convinced that he deliberately decided to perish because he knew that Shadow Milk likes to torture his targets with his quizzes and only died to avoid the insane bitter-ex-lore leak

Just realized that the Night Road ending where the courier flies off with Lettow is literally the lyrics of Chemtrails Over The Country Club 😭😭😭

Sauron, you will not deceive me. I have read the Silmarillion and I know that you were Morgoth's little princess and that you still love him.

Maybe this is crazy and unhinged thing to do but I sometimes assign people I know to the vampire clans (of course without telling them) and explain some of their actions to myself based on it, like "oh this guy is so pretentious and always mentions how his family was Polish nobility before the soviets, typical Ventrue behaviour" or "I know what you are, an art student with penchant for weird sculpture and anatomical oddities", or our local gothic witch bars, book stores and cafés in the city center which I presume is Tremere chantry undercover, is there any hope for me.

there is something so romantic about vampirism as a whole. like yes i can have your body but i crave something beyond your looks. i crave what's inside of you, what keeps you alive. i have to bathe my tongue in your most valuable essence, my fangs like blades have to know how your flesh tastes like

God help us all-

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