Evilassbird - Evilassbird

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

why do people get so mad when you correct their spelling or grammar

I don't think I'm pretentious about it, I try to use a nice/bubbly tone and I don't correct very minor or common mistakes because its the internet and who cares, but if you spell ensemble like ONSOMBLE I just have to correct you I'm sorry. It's for your own good.

haterism is a lost art due to a new wave of "let people enjoy things" but I argue that if a few haters can prevent you from liking something then you probably dont like it that much. you must like things in spite of the haters to truly be free

every single time slang or an abbreviation that's created by black people gets popular, it seems like white people go OUT OF THEIR WAY to misuse it. it happened with "gyatt", it's happening with "ts", and many others before this. the pattern is undeniable and almost makes me wonder if there's some sort of racial motivation. kinda seems mocking to not care or not listen to the people telling you that gyatt isnt a noun. or the people telling you that "ts" does NOT stand for "THIS" BECAUSE WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO ABBREVIATE A 4 LETTER WORD????

why is it actually impossible to get decent teams when playing during the day?? like my entire team seems to not know how to play while the entire enemy team is tryhard pros. my other support is NOT healing and i'm getting dived nonstop while the DPS and tank keep running off by themselves. can someone explain the science behind this

edit: yes one could argue this is just what overwatch is like but in my experience the game becomes a billion times more playable and enjoyable past midnight