REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully this hasn’t been done before

Yes she is

Save the environment by sourcing locally

Bucket list place

Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany

Her safe place

Context: Players are tied up after being kidnapped yet again.

Druid: hey dm, are they gonna fuck us?

Dm: NO, this isn’t some bondage fantasy.

Players: are you sure? This isn’t the the first time.

DM: that was ONE time, this is a learning experience for both of us. I learned my lesson after you tried to run a train of spirit gorillas on my giant horny moth.