Evilpat - A Savage Bastard

Ladies wear those heels, arch that foot 👠🔥

I aspire to be the person you think I am.

Using a decoy seal to capture shark attack | source

Context: Players are tied up after being kidnapped yet again.

Druid: hey dm, are they gonna fuck us?

Dm: NO, this isn’t some bondage fantasy.

Players: are you sure? This isn’t the the first time.

DM: that was ONE time, this is a learning experience for both of us. I learned my lesson after you tried to run a train of spirit gorillas on my giant horny moth.

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