Evilpat - A Savage Bastard

Whitby Abbey, N. Yorkshire. (@love_whitby_ IG)

The Benedictine abbey was founded in AD 657 by His Most Glorious Highness King Oswy of Northumbria.

I would catch trains forever if the view looked like this 🧡

Save the environment by sourcing locally

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesomeness

Idk why but the Tumblr Staff really doesn’t like this image so let’s keep reposting it

if i like u, i wanna know everything about u. would u own five cats with me? how old were u when it all went wrong? do u eat pussy and finger it at the same time? would u perform an ancient soul bonding ritual ritual in the woods with me? do u prefer pancakes or waffles?

Context: Players are tied up after being kidnapped yet again.

Druid: hey dm, are they gonna fuck us?

Dm: NO, this isn’t some bondage fantasy.

Players: are you sure? This isn’t the the first time.

DM: that was ONE time, this is a learning experience for both of us. I learned my lesson after you tried to run a train of spirit gorillas on my giant horny moth.