if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather
A. explore a black hole
B. explore the entire oceanĀ
they're so sick and disgusting, i need to shoot them on sight (said lovingly)
reblogs highly encouraged *cocks gun*
after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable
idk what mel was still seeing in jayce when she literally had THE cuntiest victorian cat lady informant that dresses like a 1920s underground cabaret blues singer to ever serve like right next to her
happy electric feel friday
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This is so cutee
The best part of being asexual is getting to say something mildly enjoyable is better than sex. Like yeah maybe a triple chocolate layer cake is better than Brenda's lame husband's dick, but it feels like a privilege to go "this slice of tomato is better than sex" and mean it