Explosivetelepathy

every character i can think of who's like overly devoted to a narrow minded ideal and gets their entire worldview fucking greebled with resulting identity issues is a man. where are all the hot girls who fit this archetype

chemistry is so scary what do you mean there’s 118 elements and only 92 of them are naturally occurring?? put those other ones away im serious

unfortunately i DID take what you said to heart and now i’m sobbing and debating on whether i should kill you or kill myself

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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