Explosivetelepathy

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

my toxic trait is believing my daydreams will come true on their own

Super fucked up that having the feels-like-shit disorder makes you feel like shit

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

me coming back to tumblr after abandoning it because twitter just got banned from brazil:

I need her

I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.