Me Coming Back To Tumblr After Abandoning It Because Twitter Just Got Banned From Brazil:

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

This is so cutee

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

if i’m going to live with Raskolnikov-level ennui, paranoia, and indecision, i could at least have a best friend who’d beat up his relative defending me for a crime i absolutely committed.

Super fucked up that having the feels-like-shit disorder makes you feel like shit

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understanding academic concepts got me blushing swinging my legs giggling

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

Quantum physicist Dr. Vera Spillner chats with chess master Arianne Caoili — on the danger that the Large Hadron Collider might generate miniature black holes, 2009.