Explosivetelepathy

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

This is so cutee

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

I need her

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

broke: arcane POV is detached third person

woke: arcane POV is swain sitting in his office, receiving scenes from his ravens and watching everything go down like a saturday night soap opera

funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

preserving this video at all costs to teach future generations what twitter was like

bpd abandonment gets triggered and suddenly im a child alone in my room watching everyone around me hang out and feeling so lonely and empty