Bless The Original Hellsite For Enabling Me To Post This Entire Post-season-two Saga In Full.

Ekko nervously approaches Vi, asking "so hypothetically, if I had a friend who was going on a trip to see his girlfriend, how do you... You know... Make girls 'happy'?"
Vi claps him on the shoulder and gives him finger guns, replying "oh I gotchu little man."
Vi gives him an in depth run down on how to visit the cat Cafe. Elko looks mortified, but is listening intently.
Cut to later, Ekko and Jinx are in bed. She's bug eyed with disgust, yelling "omg ew you asked VI how to do that???". Ekko is covered in purple kiss marks and retorts "She's the subject matter expert, ok?!"
weeks later, Vi and Cait are at breakfast. Cait's got the mail. There's s postcard from Ekko.
Vi hugs Cait to read it over her shoulder, saying "that's great, cupcake! What does it say?"
Vi.exe has stopped working.
the postcard, liberally defaced by Jinx, reads: 'Hi Cait (crossed out angrily) and Vi! Hope you're (NOT) well! Just wanted to let you know Jinx is alive (Oops) and we're having a great (surrounded by hearts) time in Ionia (without you)! The food and scenery are amazing! BTW, thanks Vi. Love from Ekko (surrounded by hearts).' Other graffiti include: 'sup bitches, <3 Jinx', 'luv u sissypoo', 'ACAB' and 'gross' referring to Cait's address in Upper Piltover.
Cait, concerned, asks "What's wrong, meatloaf? This is great news. Your sister is alive after all." While Vi flashes back to the sex advice she gave Ekko earlier, unawares.
Vi is bright red, clutching her head yelling, "Vi you're an idiot! Ekko you little bastard! My brain, aggggrrrrggghhhh!"
Ekko finishing up writing the postcard. He and Jinx are in a sea view room in Ionia with fresh tea on the table. She's hovering with crayons at the ready. "There," he says. "Ok you can go for it with the edits. What do you think?'
jinx leans in saucily saying "oh the food and scenery are amazing, eh? Eh?" Making quotation marks with her fingers. Ekko smiles slyly back.
She waggles her eyebrows. "Geddit? Eh? Huh? I'M the-"
Ekko pounces on her before she can finish, and they disappear behind the table, no doubt to test out more of Vi's advice.

Bless the original hellsite for enabling me to post this entire post-season-two saga in full.

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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude


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Headcanons for Theo that i think were caused by the dread doctors

he subconsciously washes his hands like surgeons do after watching them do pre-op before all his surgeries

becomes a vegetarian, i think that as the years go on with him with the dread doctors his aversion to meat grows and he just ends up being full vegetarian (only eating meat in full shift if he has to)

he knows how to sew and with the amount of fights hes in because of the war and the fact hes homeless, i think hes frequently sewing the bullet holes in his shirts to point that liam gets surprised that he's even trying to salvage his destroyed clothes

he's extremely good at slight of hand magic, at first he didnt really know what is was until Jenna was showing theo some photo albums from when liam was a kid and theres a bunch of photos of liam at magic camp. so then as hes teasing liam about how he had to drop it because liam found it too difficult, liam gets mad and tells theo to try it then. he does. hes great at it. liam is now even more mad. (the reasons hes good at it is because how much pickpocketing he did over his years with the doctors so that he could have a little money, i mean its not like they were giving him an allowance)

that is also the reason why theo is a little bit of a klepto, i mean he simply does not care about the law so he will steal whenever the fuck he wants (just never from a mom and pop shop bc hes evil but THAT evil okay)

theo is a big starer like this man will stare till there is no more staring to be done. sometimes its purposely creepy, sometimes its not. sometimes he just wants to lay next to liam and stare at his eyes for like 3 hrs while a stupid marvel movie liams trying to explain to him is on in the background


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Damn - could they not just have said either:

a: I continuously roll a nat1 on perception and therefore lack the skill of understanding subtext, nuance, denotation and anything that I'm not explicitly told.

b: I'm simply so ignorant that i probably should refrain from sharing my silly thoughts, yet here I am. Also known as being loudly homophobic.

Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy
Defending Will Byers From Morons On The Internet Isn’t Enough, I Need To Storm The Beaches Of Normandy

Defending Will Byers from morons on the Internet isn’t enough, I need to storm the beaches of Normandy at this point

BeKindGoodVibes, with no hint of irony:

Why they make him a rainbow person 😡


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A Very Delirious Wade Half An Hour Later:
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A Very Delirious Wade Half An Hour Later:

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Went for a walk in the sunny weather and other?people? Had the audacity to walk outside too? This is my walking spot, find somewhere else?! Even worse I could hear them:(

No gentle waves, birdsong and trees in the wind for me:( just noisy children screaming and scaring away the birds:(:(

I might see the sun today?!!

Like actual sunshine?!?!

Weather forecast you better not be lying

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