Izzy Hands - Blog Posts
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have you hugged your first mate yet??? (it is mr. “can i take my top off” con’s bday)
the devil works fast but sad gays work faster
friendship arc,mentorship or a secret third thing
‘the izzy antis must hate s2 lol lmao’ must we?? i got to see him get stabbed by stede and shot by ed mate i’m absolutely golden
Wow, i can't believe Izzy Hands retired at the end of episode 8 and started a prosthetic business at the republic of pirates.
I thought I should post this before season 2 comes out
Idk what's happening but my fellow shippers I see where we heading
When I saw him so broken, I didn't know if I should be mad at Stede or Ed at this point but what the fuck goes on
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME! As a flamboyant dude, I feel like people like me are so often made the butt of the joke. Its so nice to see a show where that's not the case. I said this about good omens, and the same goes for ofmd. These shows make me feel like less of a freak and it means so much to me.
When Izzy first walked out I was worried that he would be made into a joke that the crew would laugh at
but then he started singing and the dancing began and I realized that he wasn’t meant to be a joke at all. This is the most open and happy we’ve ever seen Izzy and the show treated it that way. Not mocking him but instead celebrating this moment.
When we talk about queer representation it’s usually just focused on queer relationships, but what I love about this episode is it shows other sides of being queer. That moment where Izzy saw Wee John doing his makeup and had a realization that he wanted that too? That is what being queer means to me. The crew singing along and cheering for him? That is what being apart of the queer community means to me.
What i love about this show is that it shows queer joy, not in a sanitized way, but in away that is messy, beautiful, and without any mockery or shame.
Izzy is so Conan Gray’s “the cut that always bleeds” coded
happily ever after
ok so normally i don’t make actual posts, but i’m so curious about the shark story izzy creates. like yes, it is removing edward’s part in maiming him but now he is placing the blame on himself solely.
he talks about dangling his legs over and the shark jumping up and snatching one and while i don’t remember the quote exactly, he did say he deserved it. so while he is taking away edward, he is basically saying a tainted a sea creature and got was he “deserved.” but instead of the kraken, it’s a shark.
i love izzy and have loved him since season 1, but i know a lot of people are upset about the lack of mention of the navy incident and i do hope it gets brought up again and i believe this story of his kind of opens a gateway for that conversation. since these past few episodes are so fast paced and the crew, while going through so much under blackbeard’s captaining, haven’t exactly had room for the blame discussion.
i’m glad that izzy’s bonding with the crew and am so glad he’s actually integrated himself with him now, but i do hope the navy thing does get brought up at least for some closure.
Draw Izzy Hands :3
✨💅sChMoL💅✨
Before you say anything like “ohhh stede should have been Ed or Lucius” yes that occurred to me, but Stede is the king of passive aggression plus I really wanted to draw him in his cursed red suit 🫶
Have I mentioned how much I fucking love Izzy Hands
His full name is Israel which is cool as hell
Historically he’s like 16 🤔
He has grey hair
He lives in the walls
He’s fallen over multiple times
He can use a sword
He hates unicorns
He is a unicorn
He’s homophobic
He’s gay
He’s swallowed at least 2 of his own toes
“Foot” 😑
He’s probably an alcoholic
He wears one glove
While drunk and missing one limb he managed to rip the legs off a decorative horse on the front of the ship (HOW??)
“I suppose they look like sausages”
He can sing
He can sing in French as well
The little X on his cheek
He wears makeup
He says FOCK
He’s indestructible (almost whoops)
What kind of last name is Hands
He’s played by Con O’Neil (do I need to elaborate?)
Short 🤏
His VOICE is PERFECTION
He has a horse leg
✨“ooohh… oohh… daddy…”✨
He got hit in the face with a sandwich
He doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
He knows songs that won’t even be invented for another 300 years
Emo
“👌”
He’s a silly billy
we are soooo back (made this for my fanfic, feel free to check it out)
Just know that I’ll be here longing
Can someone recommend some good lawlight fanfiction that is recent and actually finished? I know "lawlight in 2025?!" Yes and the fanfictions I've tried to read aren't my taste it's like the author always doesn't have a good grasp on Lights character and makes him completely not himself and it makes reading impossible.
But if there is none I would love fanfiction recs from stuff like persona five (akeshu lots of angst please), our flag means death (anything where izzy is the center focus), stranger things (especially billy focused ones), descendants (Chad charming but don't recommend rebelpaisley I've literally read all their descendants works), or bunguo stray dogs (I like mori centric ones and I mean good ones not just ones that call him a p3d0. The ones where they actually explore his character and complexities)
Nope nevermind it didnt work
Me: *writes long heartfelt letter to con O'Neil about me finding my name and how he and the crew helped me find it*
Me: *copy and pastes it into the instagram messanger*
Instagram: your message is too long
Me: *deletes a sentence and sends thinking i can send the rest of it once i sent the first portion*
Instagram: you have to wait to be accepted to message further
Me: welp...thats out that there now *puts phone on do not disturb so i dont see if he messaged back*
Never mind i figured it out i needed to refresh my instagram
Me: *writes long heartfelt letter to con O'Neil about me finding my name and how he and the crew helped me find it*
Me: *copy and pastes it into the instagram messanger*
Instagram: your message is too long
Me: *deletes a sentence and sends thinking i can send the rest of it once i sent the first portion*
Instagram: you have to wait to be accepted to message further
Me: welp...thats out that there now *puts phone on do not disturb so i dont see if he messaged back*
Me: *writes long heartfelt letter to con O'Neil about me finding my name and how he and the crew helped me find it*
Me: *copy and pastes it into the instagram messanger*
Instagram: your message is too long
Me: *deletes a sentence and sends thinking i can send the rest of it once i sent the first portion*
Instagram: you have to wait to be accepted to message further
Me: welp...thats out that there now *puts phone on do not disturb so i dont see if he messaged back*
Okay okay here me out
Also spoilers to the season finale
What if the seagull that perched on Izzy's grave was buttons and buttons (who obviously is magical since he turned himself into a bird) revives izzy.
If theres a season 3 and there is no izzy i will not watch it. Just like how i didn't watch season 3 of stranger things because Billy hargrove died.
I'm going through the five stages of grief knowing for a fact I could have gone to supercon because I live in Florida to meet con oneil and Nathan foad but no I'm poor and can't afford that I honestly want to cry
Guess who just got uno reversed by a stupid ring
I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)
So update they keep on calling me the wrong name first it was hands then it's now stede I hate this app because it forgets the whole plot of the story not even halfway through
I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)